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  1. Stoner Smurf

    The Dutch Gov't Bans Foreigners From Coffee Shops

    We should go to these 'pilot' cities, and commit all sorts of crimes. Who's in?
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    The Dutch Gov't Bans Foreigners From Coffee Shops

    Well this is sad. Someone posted this on another forum I'm on. Here's the article. How sad, the place with the most sane drug laws are taking 10 steps back. Edit: I struggle to believe this is happening. It is so illogical for the Dutch people. It would cripple their tourism economy. No...
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    The King James Bible predicts Judgment day May 21, 2011

    Everyday is 4/20 in StonerSmurf's world.
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    $100 for Drug Paraphernalia

    Pay the $100 cheap ass. Paying $100 is worth not having to go to court, time is money.
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    Guys: Pee Standing or Sitting Down?

    At home sitting down, public restroom standing up. That's for number 1 or number 2. (Real men sit down to pee. We got so much man shit to do, that sometimes that 30 second breather is necessary :) )
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    Tell Us Why You "think" You Hate Wal-Mart

    There are so many reasons to hate walmart... so many. First off they create ghost towns all across small-town America. Walmart will move into a small town, which drives every other independent business out of town. Then when the walmart store doesn't turn enough profit, they close the...
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    The King James Bible predicts Judgment day May 21, 2011

    I am really hoping God likes to get down. That way I can trade some bud to cut to the front of the raptue line. Other wise I am pretty screwed
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    RIU Meet And Greet (Possibly)

    I won't even drive through Oakland County let alone hang out there. Wayne or Wasthenaw please! I refuse to spend a penny at any location in Oakland county.
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    Craigslist Alternative

    I only checked it out briefly, but it seems to be a very well designed site. Very nicely done, bookmarked.
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    A Lot of Cool People are Banned!

    What if I like to be called dirty nasty names?
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    Good luck getting a job with your medical marijuana cards!!!

    I am going to bash you a bit before I offer any real advice, deal with it. 420n00b may have been a bit harsh, but he's right. A lot of people, myself included, absolutely despise when people come on here and speak in broken English, short hand, text talk, no punctuation, etc. It makes one...
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    wtf is wrong w/ kids today??

    You sir receive the award for the dumbest thing said this week. And you are definitely in the contending for the annual award. That right there is an assault with a weapon, depending on the DA assault with a deadly weapon (Although the charge would probably be lowered.). A kid I went to...
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    is it mids if you find one seed

    Buy some mexican brick weed. Put it in your pocket and put it in the washer, make sure to use fabric softner. The fabric softner will give the bud a very 'unique' taste and texture. Tell him you made a mistake and you gave him the wrong bag you mixed up your mids and high grade, give him the...
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    I hate grasscity!

    Is there a reason somebody revived this useless thread?
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    For those of you who quit smoking those cancer sticks!Or want to!

    Quitting is so much easier than everyone makes it out to be IMO. I started smoking when I was 12, I am now 24, so exactly half of my life I smoked. I am not out of the woods yet, but it's approaching 2 weeks since I've had a cig. For me, cravings are fleeting, rarely lasting more than 5 min...
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    Playstation Network

    Didn't know so many people played Zombies. We should get stoned and play Zombies people. My high levels are Kino:31, Five: 27, Ascension: 35, so holla at me.
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    Post A Picture of Your Scale

    I am really surprised at how many people don't have a scale. Hands are no substitute for the number a scale gives you. Empirical data, yo! I got my first scale as a teenager, and haven't been without since. I couldn't imagine a life without a scale. Quite frankly I think you're all a bit...
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    Post A Picture of Your Scale

    So I made a very similar post on the farm, and got no response. I am confident that RIU will do a much better job appeasing my curiosity. I should of just made the original post here, but oh well, live and learn. Anywho, I have to assume most of us have one, seeing as it is a very important...
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    Making My Own Soil

    That's the smartest thing said in this whole thread. :)
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    Have you ever had to deal with a sociopath?

    That's exactly what I was thinking. Sociopaths get off on your pain, addicts get off on your money. If an addict could steal your money and make you feel like you're walking on sunshine, they would. Well the inverse is true for a sociopath, if they could make you rich but miserable he would...
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