My bf wraps his penis around his waist and then tucks it in. Jk
I thought all right handed men dressed on the left as they take it out that way?!
He has balls the size of cannons. I can just about cup them in my quite big hands. They're really heavy despite being emptied nearly daily. Sometimes I joke that they are nearly the size of one of my breasts!! However they look in proportion to his trunk!
They dangle in the toilet too! He hates having to hold them up! Oh balls!