Who else here "dresses to the left"

[ChingOwn]

I sat on my balls once at work and I too had to go get an ultrasound from a semi attractive nurse. She gave me a towel to cover my penis. So many memories coming out tonight.

The same thing happened to me.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

My right nut hangs lower than the left, but they're all nestled in my hairy scrotum.

That is very common - like 80%. It stems from the fact that each testicle has a totally different, asymmetrical blood source. Pretty cool feature really. Robust.

 

[tytheguy111]

talking about balls

my balls hurt like blue balls this morning for some reason

at 3 this morning i jerked it to @Finshaggy 's mom then did a twofer to his sister

then i got like blue balls its weird maybe it was cuz that pussy was poppin

 

[LetsGetSilly]

My bf wraps his penis around his waist and then tucks it in. Jk

I thought all right handed men dressed on the left as they take it out that way?!

He has balls the size of cannons. I can just about cup them in my quite big hands. They're really heavy despite being emptied nearly daily. Sometimes I joke that they are nearly the size of one of my breasts!! However they look in proportion to his trunk!

They dangle in the toilet too! He hates having to hold them up! Oh balls!

am i the only one that rubs one out to the contents of lahadaextranjeras posts?

what are you writing 50 shades of green or some shit?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

am i the only one that rubs one out to the contents of lahadaextranjeras posts?

what are you writing 50 shades of green or some shit?

I'm not reading your posts again whilst smoking because I'm laughing and coughing my guts up!
I'm not getting any shades today, just harvesting. Pics later!!!!!

 

[Hookabelly]

I want to know why women's pants/slacks have the zipper on the other side? Like in button fly Levis: the buttons are sewn on the left of the fly. But on women's they are sewn to the right. Why is this? pants now have a gender?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I want to know why women's pants/slacks have the zipper on the other side? Like in button fly Levis: the buttons are sewn on the left of the fly. But on women's they are sewn to the right. Why is this? pants now have a gender?

It comes from colonial times, or so I've heard before- women were always/often dressed by maids, so the shit was backwards so the maids who dressed them didn't have to switch things up.

Not sure if it's true but it sounded good so I believed it.

 

[tytheguy111]

am i the only one that rubs one out to the contents of lahadaextranjeras posts?

what are you writing 50 shades of green or some shit?

Yeah I jerk off to everyone's posts

They all talk about balls,penis, tits or ass riu is like book porn

 

[whitebb2727]

Ah yes..... Typical riu. Start out talking about being left handed and now nuts and nut problems.



I love it.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I want to know why women's pants/slacks have the zipper on the other side? Like in button fly Levis: the buttons are sewn on the left of the fly. But on women's they are sewn to the right. Why is this? pants now have a gender?

pants and most clothes are gender specific, always has been

 

[insidagain]

My junk hangs on whatever side it wants. He is the boss.

 

[Hookabelly]

pants and most clothes are gender specific, always has been

Which is why I like men's button fly 501's. I'm left handed and the fly is easier to do up for me.

 

[vro]

Which is why I like men's button fly 501's. I'm left handed and the fly is easier to do up for me.

oh wow another left handed person