whitebb2727
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Exactly how I feel sometimes.
Who else here "dresses to the left"
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Exactly how I feel sometimes.
whitebb2727
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I joke a lot but I'm serious. I went so long with boxers there is no way for tighty whities contain them. They ache from the sheer weight of them.
just imagine how low they are gonna hang when you're old
Unclebaldrick
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You can always have them Jennered.
this made me lol, thanks
whitebb2727
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When I'm naked I can squat a little and swing my hips forward and back and make them slap my bung hole.
I'll have to tuck them in my socks I guess.
Metasynth
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I got hanging balls too, bro. I was banging my lady a few years back on top of a mountain...lol...and my balls were really swinging back and forth....I felt a little pain and it eventually led me to an uncomfortable doctors visit, and a semi-attractive lady nurse giving my balls an ultrasound...Come on, you can't warm up the gel a LITTLE for my balls?
I sat on my balls once at work and I too had to go get an ultrasound from a semi attractive nurse. She gave me a towel to cover my penis. So many memories coming out tonight.
Metasynth
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She just told me "Hold your penis up by your button, please..."
Yeah, it fell a couple times and smacked her hand...Hey, that gel is slippery...
whitebb2727
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Same here. I got wood while she was doing it. I told her sorry. She said it was OK it made her fell attractive. If I wasn't married I would've tried to bend her over the table and use some of that lube on her ass.
Metasynth
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I think I was more worried about the outcome of my balls at that point.
whitebb2727
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I was to but I have a strong sex drive. I probably could do it with a broken bone sticking out the skin.
Metasynth
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Haha...yeah, if it were anything but my balls, I'd be thinking the same...But man...MY BALLS! Haha...Harrowing experience, but better to be safe than sorry, right? Ever since Tom Green got ball cancer man...been feeling my balls.
LetsGetCritical
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looks like mastitis filled udders to me (I have a degree in goatology)
lahadaextranjera
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My bf wraps his penis around his waist and then tucks it in. Jk
I thought all right handed men dressed on the left as they take it out that way?!
He has balls the size of cannons. I can just about cup them in my quite big hands. They're really heavy despite being emptied nearly daily. Sometimes I joke that they are nearly the size of one of my breasts!! However they look in proportion to his trunk!
They dangle in the toilet too! He hates having to hold them up! Oh balls!
I thought all right handed men dressed on the left as they take it out that way?!
He has balls the size of cannons. I can just about cup them in my quite big hands. They're really heavy despite being emptied nearly daily. Sometimes I joke that they are nearly the size of one of my breasts!! However they look in proportion to his trunk!
They dangle in the toilet too! He hates having to hold them up! Oh balls!
overgrowem
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overgrowem
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There was a young man from Kent, he had such a long one it bent, to save himself trouble he'd put it in double, but instead of coming he went.
BarnBuster
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they pretty much have a mind of their own
