Whats inconvenient for you? Serious question.

MojoRison

MojoRison

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cannabineer said:
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Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was back then) by ship. In dry form it weighs a lot less, but once water (at sea) hit it. It not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas.
As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen; methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern. BOOOOM!
Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening.
After that, the bundles of manure where always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.


Edit: Even this explanation is shit
 
ANC

ANC

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Total Head said:
i am sick of the childproof EVERYTHING. that's what i find inconvenient.

the pinchy kind is the worst. opening the mouthwash is a nightmare. sometimes working a childproof lighter is like doing a secret handshake.

no one wants any kids to die, but why the fuck can't they just offer a few options for people who never have kids around and don't want to get carpal tunnel just to clean their mouth? it must be a special bitch opening that stuff if a person has arthritis.
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Even my arthritis meds comes in childproof bottles.....
 
hereshegrows

hereshegrows

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If you want to private msg me unohu69, I might be able to give you some advice with your tooth, i have 20 years in the Dental Business.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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bigdaddyroller said:
when the people next doors little ankle biter wont shut up at 2 am!
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On that note, dogs barking! Son of a bitch, this is something I've had to deal with pretty much everyday lately!

Let me lay it out.. I live next door to a house with two dogs, a big dog and a small dog, next door to them (45 degrees from me, so it makes an 'L' shape between our houses) is two more big dogs. between their yards is a chain link fence. The two dogs, mainly both big dogs from the one yard and the one big dog from my direct neighbors yard (while the smaller dog hangs back and barks like a bitch), stand at each side of the chain link fence and bark at each other FOR FUCKING EVER! Until I go out there and yell at them to shut the fuck up.

So today, I jumped the fence, took a spare piece of plywood I had and covered the fence, so they can't just sit there and bark at each other anymore. Hopefully that'll fix the problem..

The dumbass neighbors on of both pairs of dogs are fucking WORTHLESS. They don't do SHIT to keep their dogs from barking at each other. Knockout worthy. (fucking inconsiderate dumbasses!)

If I had a dog that non stop barked at the neighbors dog, you know how fuckin' fast he'd be slapped and understand what's OK and what's not OK? 1 FUCKIN' DAY. Yet these idiots let their dogs bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and fuckin' BARK. I feel like setting their houses on fire, nobody this stupid should be wasting oxygen.

SO! Dumbass, worthless, IDIOT fuckin' neighbors who know shit about shit.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Oh, I thought that was pretty clear..

I have a pair of, actually, a set of, RETARDS for neighbors.

A day ago, a neighbor came out when they were barking and said the dogs name a few dozen times without moving a fuckin' muscle, then just gave up as the dog said "fuck you bitch, I'll just keep barking, you keep eating marshmallows and you can just shut the fuck up, I'm a dog, bitch!". Kept barking.

I threw a tennis ball at it to get it to shut the fuck up, or at least get its attention to take it away from the other equally retarded pair of dogs on the other side of the fence.
 
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