Whats inconvenient for you? Serious question.

cannabineer said:

lol "baby assholes" cn

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Or is that asshole babies?

RightyMcquick said:

getting arrested half way through a hand job from a hooker...

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LOL, were you in a car? I would have locked the doors until I finished. They would have to break the windows and pull me out; which I doubt they would do since I had a boner.

Lol! So the boner is an arrest deturrant?

In my case, it doubles as a weapon. It would quickly become a barricade situation........until I was finished.

Hardened criminal.
"I WAS obeying the arresting officer, Your honor. He told me 'come quietly' ..." cn

ClaytonBigsby said:

In my case, it doubles as a weapon. It would quickly become a barricade situation........until I was finished.

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Just mind your aim. You can be sent waaay up the river for peckerspraying a cop. cn

Lol!..........

VILEPLUME said:

I agree with you.

This might sound weird, but I have to have a shower after every #2. Something about leaving trace amounts of poo in my warm, moist butt crack doesn't sit well with me. Toilet paper never really finishes the job.

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You buttcrack is always moist? you have another problem then leaving particles of feces behind

CrownMeKing said:

You buttcrack is always moist? you have another problem then leaving particles of feces behind

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Heh. God. VilePlume is now the butt of all butt-jokes.

AltarNation said:

Heh. God. VilePlume is now the butt of all butt-jokes.

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Only if he wipes forward. Vile plums. cn

I was assuming "Vile Plume" is what arises from his pants if he doesn't do that shower deal...

Sorry VP, I'm done now.

cannabineer said:

Only if he wipes forward. Vile plums. cn

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Ok this brings up a good topic, why should you not wipe forward I don't get it!

ClaytonBigsby said:

What are "bitcoins"? Are they like butt raisins?

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Hey Clayton, how do I save that for my sig?

CrownMeKing said:

Ok this brings up a good topic, why should you not wipe forward I don't get it!

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It's a sex thing. I remember reading a serious, dignified article once ... guys should wipe forward whereas girls should wipe backward. The thing about women's anatomy is evident to me, but the injunction that males should wipe forward struck me as coming straight outta somebody's ... imagination. cn

Granny weed said:

When you try to speak to someone on the phone and all you get is an automated service saying press one or this and press two for that, and reason you want to speak to Someone is not even on the fucking list

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Calling some place, and having to push "1" for English.
People that can't hold their liquor.
Mooches.
People that let their dog run free and shit on my grass. (then I'm inconvenient for them).

cannabineer said:

It's a sex thing. I remember reading a serious, dignified article once ... guys should wipe forward whereas girls should wipe backward. The thing about women's anatomy is evident to me, but the injunction that males should wipe forward struck me as coming straight outta somebody's ... imagination. cn

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I remember reading that females wipe towards the stern, but I never heard the males towards the bow thing.
You're right, that doesn't make sense.
Edit: Actually, that does kinda make sense, because ladies don't usually have the affliction of 'Plumber's crack'.
With 'Plumber's crack' and you're sloppy, everybody will know right away.

I wipe forward. I just lift my bags and cock outta the way.

I'm a two way wiper. It's just not thorough enough with just one direction. I do a forward then a back, tends to do the job.

Too much information for sure.

Definitely TMI

AltarNation said:

I'm a two way wiper. It's just not thorough enough with just one direction. I do a forward then a back, tends to do the job.

Too much information for sure.

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I hope your switching out the toilet paper when changing directions from front to back, lol