Whats inconvenient for you? Serious question.
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ClaytonBigsby
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LOL, were you in a car? I would have locked the doors until I finished. They would have to break the windows and pull me out; which I doubt they would do since I had a boner.
bomb hills
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Lol! So the boner is an arrest deturrant?
ClaytonBigsby
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In my case, it doubles as a weapon. It would quickly become a barricade situation........until I was finished.
cannabineer
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Hardened criminal.
"I WAS obeying the arresting officer, Your honor. He told me 'come quietly' ..." cn
"I WAS obeying the arresting officer, Your honor. He told me 'come quietly' ..." cn
cannabineer
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Just mind your aim. You can be sent waaay up the river for peckerspraying a cop. cn
ClaytonBigsby
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Lol!..........
CrownMeKing
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You buttcrack is always moist? you have another problem then leaving particles of feces behind
AltarNation
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Heh. God. VilePlume is now the butt of all butt-jokes.
cannabineer
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Only if he wipes forward. Vile plums. cn
AltarNation
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I was assuming "Vile Plume" is what arises from his pants if he doesn't do that shower deal...
Sorry VP, I'm done now.
Sorry VP, I'm done now.
CrownMeKing
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Ok this brings up a good topic, why should you not wipe forward I don't get it!
imchucky666
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Hey Clayton, how do I save that for my sig?
cannabineer
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It's a sex thing. I remember reading a serious, dignified article once ... guys should wipe forward whereas girls should wipe backward. The thing about women's anatomy is evident to me, but the injunction that males should wipe forward struck me as coming straight outta somebody's ... imagination. cn
imchucky666
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Calling some place, and having to push "1" for English.When you try to speak to someone on the phone and all you get is an automated service saying press one or this and press two for that, and reason you want to speak to Someone is not even on the fucking list
People that can't hold their liquor.
Mooches.
People that let their dog run free and shit on my grass. (then I'm inconvenient for them
).imchucky666
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I remember reading that females wipe towards the stern, but I never heard the males towards the bow thing.
You're right, that doesn't make sense.
Edit: Actually, that does kinda make sense, because ladies don't usually have the affliction of 'Plumber's crack'.
With 'Plumber's crack' and you're sloppy, everybody will know right away.
Dr. Greenhorn
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I wipe forward. I just lift my bags and cock outta the way.
AltarNation
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I'm a two way wiper. It's just not thorough enough with just one direction. I do a forward then a back, tends to do the job.
Too much information for sure.
Too much information for sure.
imchucky666
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Definitely TMI
Dr. Greenhorn
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I hope your switching out the toilet paper when changing directions from front to back, lol