getting arrested half way through a hand job from a hooker...
In my case, it doubles as a weapon. It would quickly become a barricade situation........until I was finished.
I agree with you.
This might sound weird, but I have to have a shower after every #2. Something about leaving trace amounts of poo in my warm, moist butt crack doesn't sit well with me. Toilet paper never really finishes the job.
You buttcrack is always moist? you have another problem then leaving particles of feces behind
Heh. God. VilePlume is now the butt of all butt-jokes.
Only if he wipes forward. Vile plums. cn
Hey Clayton, how do I save that for my sig?What are "bitcoins"? Are they like butt raisins?
Ok this brings up a good topic, why should you not wipe forward I don't get it!
Calling some place, and having to push "1" for English.When you try to speak to someone on the phone and all you get is an automated service saying press one or this and press two for that, and reason you want to speak to Someone is not even on the fucking list![]()
I remember reading that females wipe towards the stern, but I never heard the males towards the bow thing.It's a sex thing. I remember reading a serious, dignified article once ... guys should wipe forward whereas girls should wipe backward. The thing about women's anatomy is evident to me, but the injunction that males should wipe forward struck me as coming straight outta somebody's ... imagination. cn
I hope your switching out the toilet paper when changing directions from front to back, lolI'm a two way wiper. It's just not thorough enough with just one direction. I do a forward then a back, tends to do the job.
Too much information for sure.