Whats inconvenient for you? Serious question.

Dr. Greenhorn said:
I hope your switching out the toilet paper when changing directions from front to back, lol
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It's kind of a curve ball maneuver. A fold as you go sort of thing. It works, both wipes get clean tissue, and my hand comes out unscathed. I just make sure to go in with a sizeable portion of paper in the first place to make it happen...

Chucky, I didn't start this shit!! heh.
 
Thanks to the anonymity this forum provides, you guys probably know more about my toilet habits than anyone now. Thanks for that. I think.
 
AltarNation said:
It's kind of a curve ball maneuver. A fold as you go sort of thing. It works, both wipes get clean tissue, and my hand comes out unscathed. I just make sure to go in with a sizeable portion of paper in the first place to make it happen...

Chucky, I didn't start this shit!! heh.
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I kinda know what your talking about, lol. when wiping forward you use the index and middle finger, and on the backstroke you re-adjust the paper and use your thumb :lol: I like to use a lot of TP too. don't like to get mud on my fingers, haha
 
AltarNation said:
Thanks to the anonymity this forum provides, you guys probably know more about my toilet habits than anyone now. Thanks for that. I think.
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We're honored. LOL
Now you gave me an idea, next time I go to the store, walk up to a random person and point and say "YOU'RE the one that wipes back to front and front to back!"
 
Who started this crap anyways, all you do is talk shit....it's really pissing me off. I would reach across this table young man and wipe that grin off your face, if your mother would just stop flapping her lips long enough to teach you a lesson.

Just loved the dinner talk around the family
 
AltarNation said:
I'm a two way wiper. It's just not thorough enough with just one direction. I do a forward then a back, tends to do the job.

Too much information for sure.
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I alternate but irregularly. Maybe the Interpol who've wired my toilet will think it's Morse. "Arse Code"? cn
 
Well, now I feel a little better. As I've "matured" I have been plagued with the never ending fudge factory. 6, 7, 12 wipes, still doesn't get it done sometimes. It's like the more I wipe, to, fro, side to side, doesn't matter. The more I wipe the more shows up. I do wet wipes too, but then a dry one because I don't like my crack moist......bu then there's more turd. And no, my holes an exit only, so I just don't get it. I try to poop in the morning before my shower, so I can just clean it up in there. GD shame.
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
Well, now I feel a little better. As I've "matured" I have been plagued with the never ending fudge factory. 6, 7, 12 wipes, still doesn't get it done sometimes. It's like the more I wipe, to, fro, side to side, doesn't matter. The more I wipe the more shows up. I do wet wipes too, but then a dry one because I don't like my crack moist......bu then there's more turd. And no, my holes an exit only, so I just don't get it. I try to poop in the morning before my shower, so I can just clean it up in there. GD shame.
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Damn..........
I like how you clarified 'exit only' though.tarzanfail.gif
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
Well, now I feel a little better. As I've "matured" I have been plagued with the never ending fudge factory. 6, 7, 12 wipes, still doesn't get it done sometimes. It's like the more I wipe, to, fro, side to side, doesn't matter. The more I wipe the more shows up. I do wet wipes too, but then a dry one because I don't like my crack moist......bu then there's more turd. And no, my holes an exit only, so I just don't get it. I try to poop in the morning before my shower, so I can just clean it up in there. GD shame.
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Dude, you need more soluble fiber. You're not shitting all your shit, that's why it's smearing all over.

God, I need a shower now.
 
hahahaha... fuck, this thread is HILARIOUS, even if it has gone to shit. I got so many good belly laughs out of this conversation. Thank you all.
 
Ya, it's funny how the thread started out all across the board, but let just one mention of 'shit' come, and there goes the topic
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