Whats inconvenient for you? Serious question.

micksmedz

micksmedz

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Padawanbater2 said:
Oh, I thought that was pretty clear..

I have a pair of, actually, a set of, RETARDS for neighbors.

A day ago, a neighbor came out when they were barking and said the dogs name a few dozen times without moving a fuckin' muscle, then just gave up as the dog said "fuck you bitch, I'll just keep barking, you keep eating marshmallows and you can just shut the fuck up, I'm a dog, bitch!". Kept barking.

I threw a tennis ball at it to get it to shut the fuck up, or at least get its attention to take it away from the other equally retarded pair of dogs on the other side of the fence.
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Ha I feel ya man, The other day I opened my bedroom window and chucked a baseball with the perfect trajectory like 30 yards and hit the neighbors mutt right on the ass cuz it wouldnt shut the fuck up. Its non stop sometimes. Neighbors are inconsiderate bastards.
 
unohu69

unohu69

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Sounds like its a average case of its not the animal its the owner..
cant blame the dog, it obviously was never taught what is acceptable. The owner either. I sugest u find the owners parents, and bitch slap them for raising inconsiderate pricks....
 
ANC

ANC

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The reverse gear beep on trucks, I have two neighbours who operate businesses from home, quarter to six every morning the goddamn beep beep beep shit starts...
 
kinetic

kinetic

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Ok I'll delve into the neighbors. I had a sales job and one of my accounts was a local meat vendor. I worked with the owner setting cell phones up for him, cool guy saw him at Phish shows. So I get more food than I can even freeze from him as a thank you, like $500 of suasauge, and prepacked stuff that they also do for a restaurant.

Well I'm like Don Fucking Corleone handing out food to the neighbors. People across the street has a bunch of teenage boys so I give them the most of all my neighbors. They seem grateful and I feel good about helping out my immediate community.

That winter I have a new job that requires extensive travel and a pregnant wife. Doesn't that cocksucking neighbor bitch that I gave all the food to tell my wife that her sons will help her. Wife says great, neighbor then trys to solicit money and states how she teaches her boys not to do anything for free. Wife says never mind and continues to shovel. Fucking pill poppers.
 
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

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kinetic said:
Ok I'll delve into the neighbors. I had a sales job and one of my accounts was a local meat vendor. I worked with the owner setting cell phones up for him, cool guy saw him at Phish shows. So I get more food than I can even freeze from him as a thank you, like $500 of suasauge, and prepacked stuff that they also do for a restaurant.

Well I'm like Don Fucking Corleone handing out food to the neighbors. People across the street has a bunch of teenage boys so I give them the most of all my neighbors. They seem grateful and I feel good about helping out my immediate community.

That winter I have a new job that requires extensive travel and a pregnant wife. Doesn't that cocksucking neighbor bitch that I gave all the food to tell my wife that her sons will help her. Wife says great, neighbor then trys to solicit money and states how she teaches her boys not to do anything for free. Wife says never mind and continues to shovel. Fucking pill poppers.
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now you know, if they want the sausage, they gotta work for it.
 
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meechz 024

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My puppy keeps shitting on the same rug, and I'm too stoned to get mad. Should I get a new rug or take a tolerance break to train him sober?.......................

...Yah I'll probably get a new rug.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
meechz 024 said:
My puppy keeps shitting on the same rug, and I'm too stoned to get mad. Should I get a new rug or take a tolerance break to train him sober?.......................

...Yah I'll probably get a new rug.
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Use a weed grower's approach. Stick the dog in a jar. That'll cure him. cn
 
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