micksmedz
Active Member
hahaha My eyes are not the greatest, I thought that was one of those little cotton ear cleaner things in its ass at first.Poop shoot. cn
hahaha My eyes are not the greatest, I thought that was one of those little cotton ear cleaner things in its ass at first.Poop shoot. cn
Ha I feel ya man, The other day I opened my bedroom window and chucked a baseball with the perfect trajectory like 30 yards and hit the neighbors mutt right on the ass cuz it wouldnt shut the fuck up. Its non stop sometimes. Neighbors are inconsiderate bastards.Oh, I thought that was pretty clear..
I have a pair of, actually, a set of, RETARDS for neighbors.
A day ago, a neighbor came out when they were barking and said the dogs name a few dozen times without moving a fuckin' muscle, then just gave up as the dog said "fuck you bitch, I'll just keep barking, you keep eating marshmallows and you can just shut the fuck up, I'm a dog, bitch!". Kept barking.
I threw a tennis ball at it to get it to shut the fuck up, or at least get its attention to take it away from the other equally retarded pair of dogs on the other side of the fence.
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now you know, if they want the sausage, they gotta work for it.Ok I'll delve into the neighbors. I had a sales job and one of my accounts was a local meat vendor. I worked with the owner setting cell phones up for him, cool guy saw him at Phish shows. So I get more food than I can even freeze from him as a thank you, like $500 of suasauge, and prepacked stuff that they also do for a restaurant.
Well I'm like Don Fucking Corleone handing out food to the neighbors. People across the street has a bunch of teenage boys so I give them the most of all my neighbors. They seem grateful and I feel good about helping out my immediate community.
That winter I have a new job that requires extensive travel and a pregnant wife. Doesn't that cocksucking neighbor bitch that I gave all the food to tell my wife that her sons will help her. Wife says great, neighbor then trys to solicit money and states how she teaches her boys not to do anything for free. Wife says never mind and continues to shovel. Fucking pill poppers.
Use a weed grower's approach. Stick the dog in a jar. That'll cure him. cnMy puppy keeps shitting on the same rug, and I'm too stoned to get mad. Should I get a new rug or take a tolerance break to train him sober?.......................
...Yah I'll probably get a new rug.
that way he can wipe when he's done?He shit on the dudes rug?