Whats inconvenient for you? Serious question.

guy incognito said:

I just wear my d pants.

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and now i know why your neighbors were burning leaves in their yard.. you were probably out back washing out your d pants the day before..

squirt on the go and poo in your pants

racerboy71 said:

and now i know why your neighbors were burning leaves in their yard.. you were probably out back washing out your d pants the day before..

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bullseye!! cn

Steve French said:

Fucking microwaved popcorn. I either cook it too little and the shit don't pop, or cook it too long and the shit burns. There seems to be no middle ground to the fucking bullshit.

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just gotta listen to the pops slowing down. when i hear no popping for 3-4 secs, i take it out. works for me

OT: Babysitting my nephew atm is realllly inconvenient for me. The kid is pure psycho, and hes only 3. im not just saying that either. I've dealt with crazy kids before but i really wouldn't be surprised if he grew up to be a serial killer.

...zippers - note: this post may, or may not, reflect the sedim...sentiment of the last few posts.

Sometimes I feel guilty about not paying to be on here. lol

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racerboy71 said:

i have to thank howard stern for this lil tid bit vile.. you have to use wet wipes after a number 2 to really get things clean.. i love em.. wipe first with tp, then bust out the wet wipes to really clean things up down there..

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I hear ya, I keep some in the car for those "on the go" times. But when I am home, something about washing vs wiping makes me feel more at ease. Like if I am on the go and I get poop on my hands, I'm going to use wet wipes, but if I get poop on my hand at home...then its a wash for me.

Still a bit weird I know, but it makes me happy

VILEPLUME said:

I hear ya, I keep some in the car for those "on the go" times. But when I am home, something about washing vs wiping makes me feel more at ease. Like if I am on the go and I get poop on my hands, I'm going to use wet wipes, but if I get poop on my hand at home...then its a wash for me.

Still a bit weird I know, but it makes me happy

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wtf, hahaha. The wipes are for your butt, not your hands.

The whole point is that it's about a million times easier to use a wet wipe than take a shower, especially if you're doin' stuff... I guess if you're on a solid schedule and only poop in the morning you could just shower after, that works... but, well, I don't do that.

Maybe you need more fiber in your diet... it shouldn't be so hard to wipe your butt without getting shit-hands...

Steve French said:

Fucking microwaved popcorn. I either cook it too little and the shit don't pop, or cook it too long and the shit burns. There seems to be no middle ground to the fucking bullshit.

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Your doing it wrong, but the same apply to normal popcorn, keep the shit in the freezer. If you pop them as you take them out of the freezer, almost all of them will fluff.

AltarNation said:

wtf, hahaha. The wipes are for your butt, not your hands.

The whole point is that it's about a million times easier to use a wet wipe than take a shower, especially if you're doin' stuff... I guess if you're on a solid schedule and only poop in the morning you could just shower after, that works... but, well, I don't do that.

Maybe you need more fiber in your diet... it shouldn't be so hard to wipe your butt without getting shit-hands...

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ANC said:

Your doing it wrong, but the same apply to normal popcorn, keep the shit in the freezer. If you pop them as you take them out of the freezer, almost all of them will fluff.

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WAAAAAT that is new news to me, shit. I might have to try that. I guess it makes sense, the cold makes 'em brittle, and the sudden shift to hot, it's like when you hot/cold a bong too fast and end up with popped corn... or popped bong...

i am sick of the childproof EVERYTHING. that's what i find inconvenient.

the pinchy kind is the worst. opening the mouthwash is a nightmare. sometimes working a childproof lighter is like doing a secret handshake.

no one wants any kids to die, but why the fuck can't they just offer a few options for people who never have kids around and don't want to get carpal tunnel just to clean their mouth? it must be a special bitch opening that stuff if a person has arthritis.

i'd like to lump in theft proof as well total head.. i hate xmas time anymore.. you either need a good pair of scissors or a blade of some sort to open any packages today...
ffs, i only bought a pair of scissors, why on earth should i need another pair to open the first ones??

racerboy71 said:

i'd like to lump in theft proof as well total head.. i hate xmas time anymore.. you either need a good pair of scissors or a blade of some sort to open any packages today...
ffs, i only bought a pair of scissors, why on earth should i need another pair to open the first ones??

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That's what the lighter is for ... cn

cannabineer said:

That's what the lighter is for ... cn

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omg cannabineer.. i just used your method the other day to break into a tin of bite sized snickers b'cuz my chocolate addiction was on overload atm..
the tin had been wrapped with a plastic band around the center and after much ripping and tearing on my part, the thing was still intact.. i had the bright idea of using a lighter to melt the plastic away.. mid burn the plastic caught on fire and dripped onto me finger.. i can't even begin to say ouch loud enough...

racerboy71 said:

i have to thank howard stern for this lil tid bit vile.. you have to use wet wipes after a number 2 to really get things clean.. i love em.. wipe first with tp, then bust out the wet wipes to really clean things up down there..

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lol i knew their magic since i was a child, it worked on my younger relatives baby assholes, it had to work on mine too!

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman said:

lol i knew their magic since i was a child, it worked on my younger relatives baby assholes, it had to work on mine too!

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who would have thunk ehh??

lol "baby assholes" cn

You could always poop IN the shower. Make it nice and neat.

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