Whats inconvenient for you? Serious question.

[AltarNation]

I hope your switching out the toilet paper when changing directions from front to back, lol

It's kind of a curve ball maneuver. A fold as you go sort of thing. It works, both wipes get clean tissue, and my hand comes out unscathed. I just make sure to go in with a sizeable portion of paper in the first place to make it happen...

Chucky, I didn't start this shit!! heh.

 

[AltarNation]

Thanks to the anonymity this forum provides, you guys probably know more about my toilet habits than anyone now. Thanks for that. I think.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

It's kind of a curve ball maneuver. A fold as you go sort of thing. It works, both wipes get clean tissue, and my hand comes out unscathed. I just make sure to go in with a sizeable portion of paper in the first place to make it happen...

Chucky, I didn't start this shit!! heh.

I kinda know what your talking about, lol. when wiping forward you use the index and middle finger, and on the backstroke you re-adjust the paper and use your thumb I like to use a lot of TP too. don't like to get mud on my fingers, haha

 

[imchucky666]

Thanks to the anonymity this forum provides, you guys probably know more about my toilet habits than anyone now. Thanks for that. I think.

We're honored. LOL
Now you gave me an idea, next time I go to the store, walk up to a random person and point and say "YOU'RE the one that wipes back to front and front to back!"

 

[MojoRison]

Who started this crap anyways, all you do is talk shit....it's really pissing me off. I would reach across this table young man and wipe that grin off your face, if your mother would just stop flapping her lips long enough to teach you a lesson.

Just loved the dinner talk around the family

 

[cannabineer]

I'm a two way wiper. It's just not thorough enough with just one direction. I do a forward then a back, tends to do the job.

Too much information for sure.

I alternate but irregularly. Maybe the Interpol who've wired my toilet will think it's Morse. "Arse Code"? cn

 

[imchucky666]

I wipe forward. I just lift my bags and cock outta the way.

WOW! You got more than one bag?
I'm impressed!

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

WOW! You got more than one bag?
I'm impressed!

just one bag feels heavy like a couple bags though

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Well, now I feel a little better. As I've "matured" I have been plagued with the never ending fudge factory. 6, 7, 12 wipes, still doesn't get it done sometimes. It's like the more I wipe, to, fro, side to side, doesn't matter. The more I wipe the more shows up. I do wet wipes too, but then a dry one because I don't like my crack moist......bu then there's more turd. And no, my holes an exit only, so I just don't get it. I try to poop in the morning before my shower, so I can just clean it up in there. GD shame.

 

[imchucky666]

Dam this turned into a shitty conversation

 

[imchucky666]

Well, now I feel a little better. As I've "matured" I have been plagued with the never ending fudge factory. 6, 7, 12 wipes, still doesn't get it done sometimes. It's like the more I wipe, to, fro, side to side, doesn't matter. The more I wipe the more shows up. I do wet wipes too, but then a dry one because I don't like my crack moist......bu then there's more turd. And no, my holes an exit only, so I just don't get it. I try to poop in the morning before my shower, so I can just clean it up in there. GD shame.

Damn..........
I like how you clarified 'exit only' though.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Hey Clayton, how do I save that for my sig?

wow, I'm flattered, I think. I don't believe anyone has ever thought my ramblings sig worthy.

 

[AltarNation]

We're honored. LOL
Now you gave me an idea, next time I go to the store, walk up to a random person and point and say "YOU'RE the one that wipes back to front and front to back!"

Maybe you'll luck out and it'll be me!

 

[AltarNation]

Well, now I feel a little better. As I've "matured" I have been plagued with the never ending fudge factory. 6, 7, 12 wipes, still doesn't get it done sometimes. It's like the more I wipe, to, fro, side to side, doesn't matter. The more I wipe the more shows up. I do wet wipes too, but then a dry one because I don't like my crack moist......bu then there's more turd. And no, my holes an exit only, so I just don't get it. I try to poop in the morning before my shower, so I can just clean it up in there. GD shame.

Dude, you need more soluble fiber. You're not shitting all your shit, that's why it's smearing all over.

God, I need a shower now.

 

[slowbus]

^^^^^he should eat his stems n leaves

 

[imchucky666]

Dude, you need more soluble fiber. You're not shitting all your shit, that's why it's smearing all over.

God, I need a shower now.

I just thought he was forgetting to drop his drawers BEFORE he shat.

 

[AltarNation]

hahahaha... fuck, this thread is HILARIOUS, even if it has gone to shit. I got so many good belly laughs out of this conversation. Thank you all.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I just thought he was forgetting to drop his drawers BEFORE he shat.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll try that next time!

 

[imchucky666]

Ya, it's funny how the thread started out all across the board, but let just one mention of 'shit' come, and there goes the topic

 

[cannabineer]