And you are gloating. Where is ALL LIES STOP (tm) Ltd. All rights reserved, 503(c)(3) Applied, with the cream face pies, when we need them. Wait. I haven't started it, yet.
OK....it is a new PAC and to be in it you don't donate. No. You prepare face pies.
Here are the rules, per the IRS
http://www.hurwitassociates.com/l_qa_lobbying.php
If more than an insubstantial amount of an organization's resources are devoted to lobbying, the organization may wish to choose what is called a 501(h) election. This allows the organization to expend up to approximately 20% of its funds on lobbying.
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But, we will be lobbing, get it? Or more technically, pushing. Yeah, no substantial lobbing here. We are are dedicated to Pushing Pies.
And it is a merit org. The more Pies Pushed, the more the PAC prepares positions for your Proper Lobbing,( as a last resort,) for you to use your expert skills gained from countless encounters and counting to go for the PUSH. WOW!!!!
SHE SCORES!!!! And in front of the world Press. Extra points!!!
So, this is my best idea, yet. I have to say. It could happen. And I could pull it off. And if properly applied equally a Pie Push in the Teeth for Lying, could work at the grassroots. The ones without Secret Service, I mean.
Get you pies going and get a Vendetta Mask of your choice -Not that one!- (contest to follow) and stand by, don't eat the pie.
You will be contacted with a basic level target list.
All opposed say Nay.
You get that? That's your list. Good hunting secret PAC.
ALL LIES STOP (tm) Ltd....or else.