You know you're a pothead when:

You know your a pot head when it takes you a few seconds to realize that you still have your seatbelt on and that is why you can not get out of your car.

You know your a pot head when you get in the shower with all your clothes on.

you know your a pot head when you are looking for your remote all god damn day long and it turns out it was in the refrigerator

Tryingtomastrkush said:

you know your a pot head when you are looking for your remote all god damn day long and it turns out it was in the refrigerator

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OMG, if we do not find it tangled in the blankets on the sofa, the frig is the next place we look.

Ive put my car keys in the fridge

Thrown my plate knife n fork in the bin after a meal

Turned the hot tap on and attempted to light my J in the water

And a few more crazy things hmm let me think...

DudeLebowski said:

no no...its...when it takes you five minutes to realize you're not going to sleep unless you get outa bed to take a few good hits, but it takes you 2 hours to actually do it...

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haha holy shit that has happened to me so many times

@baz dude is your dog really holding that blunt in its mouth!?

poplars said:

haha holy shit that has happened to me so many times

@baz dude is your dog really holding that blunt in its mouth!?

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Yea he smokes more weed than me, thats why he lives in the back yard and has no key to the door

haha sick. too hard to get my wild dog to smoke weed haha.

you know you're a pothead when a good friend tells you he has never seen you with your eyes fully open

When you can smell another pothead some 200m away.

When you start pondering if the patch of green space in front of your building is a good place to plant some outdoor strains.

When playing with your lighter becomes "your thing".

When you wonder how you could shave with your grinder.

420Alora said:

You know your a pot head when it takes you a few seconds to realize that you still have your seatbelt on and that is why you can not get out of your car.

You know your a pot head when you get in the shower with all your clothes on.

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i've done both of these.

you know you're a pothead when..
-you lay down and youre convinced you are actually standing
-you meet a very big dog that youve never seen and just start petting it and name it doobie
-your mom points out that you havent eaten a thing and you just keep talking!
-when you want to smoke your stash talks to you
-your response to everything shitty that happens in your life is
"LETS SMOKE A BOWL."

....when you get your best ideas stoned.

-"when i die, i want to be a pot tree!"

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420Alora said:

Saturday Night Live Weekend Update is your favorite program for news, and how you stay up on current events.

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no way! Daily Show!

Forsaken5678 said:

no way! Daily Show!

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I agree with this one...

~When you light the wrong end of a cigarette
~When you forget to turn your headlights on and drive halfway down a major road before other cars flash their high beams at you
~When you know you've already had way too much to drink but think there's still room for some ganj in your system and end up throwing up a lung the next day
~When you buy weed scented insence

When you sit through a movie that would otherwise bore you.
when you order take out and in the meantime munch on things around the house.

wen you think of new things to smoke out off,

...when you operate better stoned


(it makes me creative :])

joeyjoejoe said:

when u waste like 50 bucks on a remote controlled helicopter that you thought was cool when u were high.

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did this, lol!

when you can spell cotelydon