You know you're a pothead when:

[DudeLebowski]

when it takes you 2 hours to realise your not gonna sleep unless you get out of bed and take a good few hits.....






lol

puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, pa puff........pass

no no...its...when it takes you five minutes to realize you're not going to sleep unless you get outa bed to take a few good hits, but it takes you 2 hours to actually do it...

 

[buggs bunny]

When you start to eat to much fast food cause its easy and your lazy

 

[Baz]

When you have a crazy ghetto weed growing cupboard full of cfl's under your stairs that only you and everyone on the internet knows about

 

[buggs bunny]

When you use every avalible space on your property to grow and flower marijuana

 

[joeyjoejoe]

when you fall asleep with a pizza in the oven. c'mon you know youve done it

 

[buggs bunny]

when you fall asleep with a pizza in the oven. C'mon you know youve done it

hahaha thats a good one i have forgotit thats for sure

 

[Forsaken5678]

When you can still get hits out of your bong even when there's no weed in it...

Maybe I should clean my bong more...

 

[buggs bunny]

Ha ha thats funny,when you get cold real easy cause your blood runs slower

 

[Doctor Cannabis]

when you fall asleep with a pizza in the oven. c'mon you know youve done it

This almost happened to me today! Thank god i woke up in time...

You know you're a pothead when you can feel that your lighter is low on gas simply by judging its weight.

 

[buggs bunny]

When you spend your last forty dollers on an eighth of bud instead of groceries

 

[DudeLebowski]

When you spend your last forty dollers on an eighth of bud instead of groceries

and smoke a gram of that bud with someone to persuade them to get ya lunch the next day.

 

[Anotheroldephart]

When you get your tongue wrapped around your eyeteeth and can't see what you're saying.................'ere

 

[DudeLebowski]

When you get your tongue wrapped around your eyeteeth and can't see what you're saying.................'ere

when you type like this guy

 

[Baz]

When you get your tongue wrapped around your eyeteeth and can't see what you're saying.................'ere

Ha Ha Ha wtf!

 

[Anotheroldephart]

when you type like this guy [/quote

You can see me typing with 1 finger?*looking for the other hidden cameras?....'ere

 

[Doctor Cannabis]

When you watch "Knocked Up" and you wonder if you too can f*ck your bong doggy style.

When behind the keys of your keyboard there's about 5g worth of shake.

When people ask you where you got the pine-mint perfume from and you say Amsterdam.

When you can understand paintings by Picasso in an instant.

 

[joeyjoejoe]

when u waste like 50 bucks on a remote controlled helicopter that you thought was cool when u were high.

 

[Doctor Cannabis]

when u waste like 50 bucks on a remote controlled helicopter that you thought was cool when u were high.

I bought a 50cm long toy car out of the exact same reason. But it's still the best toy I ever bought myself. I chase my cats with it... hilarious, stoned or not.

You also know that you're a pothead when you spend over 40$ on yoyos and yoyo equipment...

When you're wide awake the next day and you find an empty wallet and tons of pizza boxes.

 

[joeyjoejoe]

I bought a 50cm long toy car out of the exact same reason. But it's still the best toy I ever bought myself. I chase my cats with it... hilarious, stoned or not.

You also know that you're a pothead when you spend over 40$ on yoyos and yoyo equipment...

When you're wide awake the next day and you find an empty wallet and tons of pizza boxes.

haha my thoughts exactly

 

[Baz]

when u waste like 50 bucks on a remote controlled helicopter that you thought was cool when u were high.

Ha Ha Ha i did that, one of those tiny ones, it was fun for about 20 mins before i crashed it and broke the rear propella, then it was a useless piece of crap!