You know you're a pothead when:

Yeah

Yeah

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When you drop the blunt on the floor of your car after just one hit and can't find it ever again. Man, that was the perfect blunt, too.
 
Jester88

Jester88

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when you cant be fucked changing the channel, (all yu need is the remote)


i dont know about you guys but i tend to say "man" a lot more.

you also know your cooked when you got the munchies but go without because you cant be fucked making the simplest thing
 
DudeLebowski

DudeLebowski

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The Son of Man said:
I do the "you know" a whole lot more when I'm high like Caroline Kennedy :) [youtube]2YF_pN8pWvg[/youtube]
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hahaha what a stumble bum.

you know you're a pothead when you dream about bongs coming in the mail

also, when you look online for glassblowers to send your broken bongs to, to have rebuilt.
 
Louis541

Louis541

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When you look around the house for the keys for like, 30 minutes, only to find you left them in the front door.
 
onlypurpz

onlypurpz

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when u forget the code to get into ur safe.... honestly ive had this safe for 2 yrs, same code, its electric plus key. i forgot the code 2-3 weeks ago...how the fuck do u forget the code to a safe u enter almost everyday?????

Purpz :leaf:
 
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thephantompain1990

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i was reading this thread earlier today and had to come back because of this:

when youve been looking for the remote for over a week only to realize its been sitting on the shelf right infront of you the whole time in plain view. it was even sticking off the edge. im in a dorm room so i could literally see it no matter where i am in my room.

ive been watching cartoons the entire time because i cant reach the 2 feet to change the channel.
 
Roseman

Roseman

Elite Rolling Society
I can hide my own Easter Eggs. I just can't find them all.

and sometimes I even forget to uh,,, uh....,nevermind.
 
Baz

Baz

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When you can watch everything on the tv at once, by clicking through the cannels constantly
 
Doctor Cannabis

Doctor Cannabis

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When you can fool yourself that you can actually slow down time.

When you can spend half an hour staring at a clock, wondering if it could house little green midgets.

When you need to be high in order to survive your parents visiting.
 
puffpuffPASSEDOUT

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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Your a pothead when everything you do while high has a creative vibe to it. Personally my mind becomes a flow of poetry and random questions of exsistence and being... in other words shit gets deep haha
 
The Son of Man

The Son of Man

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you take your grandmothers little rascal scooter that she refuses to use to your house to use as your living room chair so you don't have to get up:)
 
Louis541

Louis541

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The Son of Man said:
you take your grandmothers little rascal scooter that she refuses to use to your house to use as your living room chair so you don't have to get up:)
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Holy shit. You're on to something there..... Too bad my living room is 168 sq feet, and I have too much furniture as it is....
 
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