What's your XXX-Men Name and Powers?

UncleReemis said:

I am the Beef Bayonet. I have the ability to freeze time and fuck you with one million meat wrenches. I also can increase the size and density of my thrill drill at will and without limitation. Which means I can collapse the universe in on itself if I get mad, so dont fuck with me.

Nickname: Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle

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UncleReemis said:

I am the Beef Bayonet. I have the ability to freeze time and fuck you with one million meat wrenches. I also can increase the size and density of my thrill drill at will and without limitation. Which means I can collapse the universe in on itself if I get mad, so dont fuck with me.

Nickname: Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle

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Yessica... said:

I am "Swallow".

I have wings like a bird, and I can fly.

I am also a Succubus, summoned from hell - and I suck men's dicks TO DEATH.

My intestinal pH has changed, to accommodate all the cum.

Beware all yee rapists, molesters, and evil do-ers (of the male variety) - Swallow is gonna SUCK YOU DRY!!!!
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Ok - now YOU go!

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UncleReemis said:

so here's the thing meow listen up...if we get into a super hero/villan brawl, just know that I can summon a million dicks. None of which suffer from erectile dysfunction. Which is a million loads. And some of them will without doubt contain jizz gel chunks. Think you can handle that shit? And you better be quick too caz I can freeze time



hell nah I ain't bout that erectus defectus lyfe *tries to act G, dies a little inside*

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Yessica... said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

Swallow is THE succubus - queen of all demon-sluts.

Basically satan. Do you think Satan could hand all the loads in the world?

I think he could...I think he very well could...
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bahahahahaha - someone MADE THAT!!!

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abe supercro said:

I'm Halloweenie man and Co..
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drop erry punkin iCan.




mr fuggles and halloweenie man
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and were outside with a machete rrruuaght naaH

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UncleReemis said:

but....i can has increase the size and density of my dick(s) without limits. CAN SATAN HANDLE A MILLION DICKS OF SUPRE (supre: a whole 'nother level above super) SIZE AND DENSITY?!!! THAT... is the real question Yessay

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Yessica... said:

I don't know let me ask him...
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He says yes - stop being a fag about it.

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UncleReemis said:

how...h..how did you know... *gasps for air*......that the great beef bayo's only weakness is bitch mode?...

HOWWWWWWWW

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IRON-EYES said:

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The Outdoorsman said:

If that is a stick going through a leg you should seek help. Sick fucking loser. Grow up you psychopath

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vro said:

i love masturbating to hentai so much. but oh wait somethings missing, fuck society i want to be free

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vro said:

me not being free

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