What's your XXX-Men Name and Powers?

[IRON-EYES]

Freaking bleeding heart liberal vag-Cali

 

[UncleReemis]

I am the Beef Bayonet. I have the ability to freeze time and fuck you with one million meat wrenches. I also can increase the size and density of my thrill drill at will and without limitation. Which means I can collapse the universe in on itself if I get mad, so dont fuck with me.

Nickname: Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle

 

[IRON-EYES]

I am the Beef Bayonet. I have the ability to freeze time and fuck you with one million meat wrenches. I also can increase the size and density of my thrill drill at will and without limitation. Which means I can collapse the universe in on itself if I get mad, so dont fuck with me.

Nickname: Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle

your almost a rapper G

All widcha thrill drill at will

 

[Yessica...]

I am the Beef Bayonet. I have the ability to freeze time and fuck you with one million meat wrenches. I also can increase the size and density of my thrill drill at will and without limitation. Which means I can collapse the universe in on itself if I get mad, so dont fuck with me.

Nickname: Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle

Ooooh - I found your GIF!


BAd ASS.

 

[IRON-EYES]

Yo reem-diggle if you want to score a fox for a pet I got the hook up on thems no lie

Gotta gota SoCal tho

 

[UncleReemis]

I am "Swallow".

I have wings like a bird, and I can fly.

I am also a Succubus, summoned from hell - and I suck men's dicks TO DEATH.

My intestinal pH has changed, to accommodate all the cum.

Beware all yee rapists, molesters, and evil do-ers (of the male variety) - Swallow is gonna SUCK YOU DRY!!!!
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Ok - now YOU go!

so here's the thing meow listen up...if we get into a super hero/villan brawl, just know that I can summon a million dicks. None of which suffer from erectile dysfunction. Which is a million loads. And some of them will without doubt contain jizz gel chunks. Think you can handle that shit? And you better be quick too caz I can freeze time



hell nah I ain't bout that erectus defectus lyfe *tries to act G, dies a little inside*

 

[charface]

I know what they are all saying.
However I am fresh out of guilty feelings for human emotions.
What a stupid way to treat yerself.
Now go write something repetedly on a blackboard you sinfull shit

 

[Yessica...]

so here's the thing meow listen up...if we get into a super hero/villan brawl, just know that I can summon a million dicks. None of which suffer from erectile dysfunction. Which is a million loads. And some of them will without doubt contain jizz gel chunks. Think you can handle that shit? And you better be quick too caz I can freeze time



hell nah I ain't bout that erectus defectus lyfe *tries to act G, dies a little inside*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

Swallow is THE succubus - queen of all demon-sluts.

Basically satan. Do you think Satan could hand all the loads in the world?

I think he could...I think he very well could...


bahahahahaha - someone MADE THAT!!!

 

[UncleReemis]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus

Swallow is THE succubus - queen of all demon-sluts.

Basically satan. Do you think Satan could hand all the loads in the world?

I think he could...I think he very well could...
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bahahahahaha - someone MADE THAT!!!

but....i can has increase the size and density of my dick(s) without limits. CAN SATAN HANDLE A MILLION DICKS OF SUPRE (supre: a whole 'nother level above super) SIZE AND DENSITY?!!! THAT... is the real question Yessay

 

[Yessica...]

I'm Halloweenie man and Co..
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drop erry punkin iCan.




mr fuggles and halloweenie man
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and were outside with a machete rrruuaght naaH

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I like your Steeze.

 

[Yessica...]

but....i can has increase the size and density of my dick(s) without limits. CAN SATAN HANDLE A MILLION DICKS OF SUPRE (supre: a whole 'nother level above super) SIZE AND DENSITY?!!! THAT... is the real question Yessay

I don't know let me ask him...


He says yes - stop being a fag about it.

 

[UncleReemis]

I don't know let me ask him...
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He says yes - stop being a fag about it.

how...h..how did you know... *gasps for air*......that the great beef bayo's only weakness is bitch mode?...

HOWWWWWWWW

 

[Yessica...]

how...h..how did you know... *gasps for air*......that the great beef bayo's only weakness is bitch mode?...

HOWWWWWWWW

I know EVERYTHING about you...your hopes, your secret dreams....I even know about that thing you did that time and never told anyone about it....oh yeah....I was watching...

ALWAYS watching...

 

[Yessica...]

Fuck - there are too many people that make GIFfies about SATAN.

And they're fucking FUNNY!

 

[The Outdoorsman]

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If that is a stick going through a leg you should seek help. Sick fucking loser. Grow up you psychopath

 

[Yessica...]

If that is a stick going through a leg you should seek help. Sick fucking loser. Grow up you psychopath

I'll help you forget...


Step into my office...

 

[vro]

i love masturbating to hentai so much. but oh wait somethings missing, fuck society i want to be free

 

[Yessica...]

i love masturbating to hentai so much. but oh wait somethings missing, fuck society i want to be free

What's missing?

 

[vro]

me not being free

 

[Yessica...]

me not being free

Sooooo...why can't you be free?