Was Jesus Black?

Illinois Enema Bandit · Sep 1, 2016

cat of curiosity said:
i never heard anyone say jesus was white, but i can tell you based on history and archaeology, he wasn't black either

only Pat Robertson knows for sure,he claimed to have saw a 50 foot tall Jesus in Tulsa Oklahoma & demanded his zombies send him $2million immediately,or else big Jesus was going to come for him :lol:

cat of curiosity · Sep 1, 2016

Illinois Enema Bandit said:
only Pat Robertson knows for sure,he claimed to have saw a 50 foot tall Jesus in Tulsa Oklahoma & demanded his zombies send him $2million immediately,or else big Jesus was going to come for him

holy shit! giant geezus is in my yard right now!!!

send money people, i NEED you!

Walterwhiter · Sep 1, 2016

Religion is a money making scheme. Spiritualism give a human being true freedom.

cat of curiosity · Sep 1, 2016

Walterwhiter said:
Religion is a money making scheme. Spiritualism give a human being true freedom.

shrooms work pretty well too...

shishkaboy · Sep 1, 2016

Walterwhiter said:
I don't denied racism this is actually a racist cover up by the Roman Catholic Church. Jesus Moses David Solomon all of dark skin and woolen hair. Black. Nothing racist about that since it's been pointed out that African is to general some how

What language did Moses speak?

cat of curiosity · Sep 1, 2016

shishkaboy said:
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What language did Moses speak?

what did the lions, tigers, and bears eat?

noah must have caused the last great mass extinction... fucking carpenters, should have hired a biologist...

also, what about all those low lying plant species? guess god hates flowers?

what about virusses and bacteria, or tardigrades?

god didn't think this one out very well... esp considering that noah lived longer than abraham, but abraham had more offspring than stars in the sky (mean ol abe was fucking noah's wife and daughters).

i bet those bitches were sore too, pouring out babies like water from a spigot....

Catfish1966 · Sep 1, 2016

Walterwhiter said:
I don't denied racism this is actually a racist cover up by the Roman Catholic Church. Jesus Moses David Solomon all of dark skin and woolen hair. Black. Nothing racist about that since it's been pointed out that African is to general some how

"Dark skin" is relative. He was a Hebrew. So more or less Arab. So I imagine he was brown. Does it really matter?

cat of curiosity · Sep 1, 2016

Catfish1966 said:
"Dark skin" is relative. He was a Hebrew. So more or less Arab. So I imagine he was brown. Does it really matter?

YES!!!

IT REALLY DOES!!!

IT FUCKIN' MATTERS, OK!?!?!?!

Walterwhiter · Sep 1, 2016

I saying Jesus was as or darker than Wesley snipes. I know the controlled narrative.

cat of curiosity · Sep 1, 2016

Walterwhiter said:
I saying Jesus was as or darker than Wesley snipes. I know the controlled narrative.

wesley snipes is kinda dark...

i would think more along the lines of antonio banderas...

i'd pray to that...

Walterwhiter · Sep 1, 2016

cat of curiosity said:
wesley snipes is kinda dark...

i would think more along the lines of antonio banderas...

i'd pray to that...

The white Jesus was a Italian Pope's son. Lol

Walterwhiter · Sep 1, 2016

I picture Jesus as the lead in Led Zeplin

cat of curiosity · Sep 1, 2016

Walterwhiter said:
The white Jesus was a Italian Pope's son. Lol

jesus was from jersey!

cat of curiosity · Sep 1, 2016

Walterwhiter said:
I picture Jesus as the lead in Led Zeplin

maybe jimmy but not robert...

devil:

jesus:

cat of curiosity · Sep 1, 2016

Walterwhiter said:
I picture Jesus as the lead in Led Zeplin

its why they called it 'led zeppelin'... a zeppelin traverses the heavens, the lead takes it to hell...

Illinois Enema Bandit · Sep 1, 2016

cat of curiosity said:
holy shit! giant geezus is in my yard right now!!!

send money people, i NEED you!

and they sent it too,he raised like $3 million in 3 days from those saps,a man much smarter than most humans said it best when he said " remember folks,there's a big difference between kneeling down & bending over ".

SaitouMichiko · Sep 24, 2016

Would Jesus identify as black?

Shannon Alexander · Oct 11, 2016

Eltomcat said:
I heard Jesus was hung like a black man..

Lynching and Crucifixion are very different methods of execution... If you didn't know...

Eltomcat · Oct 11, 2016

Shannon Alexander said:
Lynching and Crucifixion are very different methods of execution... If you didn't know...

Lol it's a joke, "hung like a black man"... Lol think about it.

shishkaboy · Oct 12, 2016

cat of curiosity said:
dark skin and dark hair. like mesopotamians... which is what they were. not black. brown.

humanoid life developed in many regions at roughly the same time, in various forms and color variations. whites, blacks, asiatics, middle-earthers, islanders (who migrated to the islands from a main land), all have a story, and to add to coolness of science, there are SEVERAL known SPECIES of human known to co-exist for tens of thousands (if not hundreds of thousands) of years. interbreeding made us into the single race-divided specie we are today.

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