The Zombie Attack Preparation Thread

[phree23]

OH FUCK!!! OH FUCK!!! OH FUCK!!! im not ready at all!!!! i mean i have sharpened machette but thats about it!!! i better start makin a game plan!!!

 

[Bombadil]

Zombies can't kill me.

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

'cause you have powers.

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Not strong enough to smell airplanes from 1000 miles away, but super-secret and super-special nonetheless.

 

[VansStoner1748]

Im ready woodie, Got my 20 GA. 150 cans of creamd cornspew and 2 or 3 boxs of 3 inch shells and a Cherokee that i can take in the mountens with my Dogs and family.

 

[pitabreadyum]

I built a giant rocket that shoots tigers and keeps zombies out by creating brains and throwing them far away. and tigers.

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

i'd be moving in with my cousin lol.. together, i think we have enough guns and ammo for world war three. he's got a house in the middle of the country, all his power is off grid (has multiple windmills, the excess power is sold to the local university), he draws water from his own well, there is already over a 1000 gallons of gas and diesel fuel for the farm equipment, and we have the resources to grow our own food. i'm more worried about running out of weed while waiting for more to grow than anything ...

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[slomoking13]

been prepared and i know i'm a lunatic... just being true to myself... "We are betrayed by what is false within"

 

[Hydrotech364]

been prepared and i know i'm a lunatic... just being true to myself... "We are betrayed by what is false within"

Nobody let SLO near the Grenades!

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

The Law Of Attraction States:

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Thoughts Become Things

 

[DTR]

as long as theres no zombie elephants i think im ok

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

I'm sure the militiatary has nothing resembling elephants.

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IT would be to phreaking scary looking.

Let's keep debating evolution vs intelligent design and screaming God Is Dead!

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Have no doubt, genetic material is propagated by more than the current masses of humansity can comprehend.

Can Spiritual Machines Evolve?

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There is certainly no reason to do so, eh?

 

[DTR]

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[First Time Growin]

Learn to do these skills, and YOU can run up walls and away from zombies, yoself.

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[slomoking13]

perfect!

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