The Zombie Attack Preparation Thread

I believe those prepared for Zombies are on the Lunatic Fringe.

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  • No

    Votes: 30 61.2%
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Heads Up

Heads Up

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There was a band out of philly years ago called The Hooters. They did a song called all you zombies. Beware the hooters, they told the zombies...all you zombies hide your faces. Zombies have no face because they hid them so you can't hit them in the face with a shovel, they were forewarned.
 
couchlock907

couchlock907

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Woodstock.Hippie said:
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Updated September 29, 2009
Zombie Physics: How to Avoid the Shambling Undead

By Mike Lucibella
- FOXNews

When zombies come a-stalking, should you head for the hills or the mall? Research suggests one may save your delicious brain





WASHINGTON &#8212; When Woody Harrelson escapes the living dead in "Zombieland," a new movie opening this Friday, should he head for the hills or the mall? A recently published research paper suggests that he's probably better off hiding in the mall to save his delicious brain.
The world is full of things that move in zombie-like fashion, such as particles flowing through a turbulent fluid or the unpredictable price changes of the stock market, so physicists seek insight into this behavior by creating so called "random walking" models.
Physicist Davide Cassi at the Università di Parma in Italy looked at how long an entity hiding in a complex structure could survive if being pursued by predatory random walkers. Cassi's paper, recently published in the journal Physical Review E, is the first to describe a general principle of a prey&#8217;s likelihood to survive over time while hiding in an irregular structure.
Though the paper itself does not specifically refer to fleeing from zombies, it describes "the survival probability of immobile targets annihilated by random walkers." The conclusions suggest that the people trapped in a mall in "Dawn of the Dead" may be better off than the folks stuck in a farmhouse in "Night of the Living Dead."
Cassi found that the likelihood of survival when threatened by predatory random walkers is closely related to how complex the prey&#8217;s hideout is. The more twists and turns, the safer you'll be. In structures that are highly complex and irregular, the chances of the predator coming into contact with its target shrinks down to almost zero.
Cassi formulates a model to describe the behavior of randomly moving particles as they travel through maze-like networks. He said that his work could apply to a wide variety of situations including the distribution of information through the internet and medicine spreading through the human body."
There are a lot of applications of these results in a lot of fields of sciences," Cassi said. "The most amazing field of applications of these results are in biology, biochemistry and other organisms.
"So remember, when the zombies come, flee to the biggest shopping mall you can find and remember that, using zombie movies as a guide, the undead often win.
This article was provided by Inside Science News Service, which is supported by the American Institute of Physics, a not-for-profit publisher of scientific journals.:eyesmoke:ight be at risk
 
Woodstock.Hippie

Woodstock.Hippie

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We believe the initial Wave of Zombies will be none other than your very hungry and very desperate neighbors that are smarter, faster and meaner than you knocking on your door by the ganjajillions.

Not random walkers.

Can Club = Tribe?
 
DaveyDoom

DaveyDoom

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OK, I watched the intro on youtube. I really doubt Hollywood will be there, filming the apocalypse. Though it is rather frightening to see that even reality TV is fake.

I think if they dropped them into the middle of the wilderness with nothing but a knife, and then check on them once a week, it would be way more realistic.

I'm also thinking if a mere 30 hours of no food, water or sleep has shocked your system, you won't survive one week.

I plan on thriving.
 
fallinghigh

fallinghigh

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So I had this dream we are in a circle and zombies start popping out of the ground..I run and jump 30 ft onto a building then you a girl jumps up and tells me dont fight him with her face you have to use your own...at this time a green meteorite is falling from the sky I jump from the building into the middle of the road 50 foot jump hold my hand to the sky and stops the meteor in place....at that time the thought entered my head that I had caused all of this..and that is why I had the power to stop it.. but not in a dream sense in a power sense like if I choose I dont have to go there.. So I am prepared to not let it happen on my watch..power of perception..I will not loose..life is to important ....then I wake up..or did EYE
 
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