mysunnyboy
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Ancient Aliens anyone
The Politics of Santa.
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kovidkough
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its also yet again another origin story but I think scientology almost focuses on this
or Mormons
kovidkough
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the anunaki are a plausible explanation.
would explain why we are gold slaves, they run the show
I dont really believe this. just speculation on the absurd
would explain why we are gold slaves, they run the show
I dont really believe this. just speculation on the absurd
dbz
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A long time ago in a galaxy right, right here.
All of the religions fucked and gave birth to the truth.
Angels (Titans/gods/aliens) came down and tried to teach a thing or two to man
They thought women were hot and had some demi-gods (gods, nephilim)
then all the hybrids came to be
Then the angel-titan-gods got imprisoned in tartarus
Most of their kids and their lines would turn out evil or monsters
one of the monsters was Santa.
The End.
All of the religions fucked and gave birth to the truth.
Angels (Titans/gods/aliens) came down and tried to teach a thing or two to man
They thought women were hot and had some demi-gods (gods, nephilim)
then all the hybrids came to be
Then the angel-titan-gods got imprisoned in tartarus
Most of their kids and their lines would turn out evil or monsters
one of the monsters was Santa.
The End.
injinji
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It was the leaders of the early Christians who had to work through the old holidays. The folks had no problem doing both. But when the people wouldn't stop celebrating the solstice, the leaders decided that would be a good time for a birthday party.
Gods and religions are important to humans. Otherwise we wouldn't have so many of them.
kovidkough
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kovidkough
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exactly , many origin stories exist depending on geography
injinji
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Yes they are. Although since Micheal, I can see light from almost a dozen houses from the farm.
dbz
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Yeah... I forgot the part about dragons having sex with deer to produce reindragon which got renamed into reindeer as their evil taskmaster whipped them into compliance.
If I ever have kids, they will clearly love Christmas.
hanimmal
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I love all the Ancient Aliens stuff, but just the old artifact/art/religion stuff. Once they get into much else they lose me. And the last time I really watched it I realized they were showing things from RT and that was it for me.
I love weird history, but not necessarily believe it as reality. I don't have any issue believing in aliens though, life is too plentiful here to think it can't exist everywhere else.
I love weird history, but not necessarily believe it as reality. I don't have any issue believing in aliens though, life is too plentiful here to think it can't exist everywhere else.
kovidkough
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at least you steared us back to Santa
kovidkough
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who ever is driving this thing is usually drunk, I tried to get them help but its an uphill battle.
the liquor store sits just at the top of the street
the liquor store sits just at the top of the street
Max Ehrmann
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topcat
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Consider Jesus of Nazareth an alien being, actually one of us, advanced. Consider light bending technology to effect "miracles" in those primitive times. Walking on water, for instance. Also, in vitro fertilization could explain the "virgin birth."
kovidkough
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aliens built the pyramids so I'd buy that
kovidkough
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ego?! nah I'd never have that. leggo my ego bro
topcat
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Those aliens are our ancestors.
Edit: But I think they experimented with various animals existing then. That might explain some myths about human-animal hybrids. They settled on chimpanzees. Just a thought, y'all have a good day.
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kovidkough
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topcat
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Another power taught to humans to levitate monoliths into position and soften rock to fit precisely.
kovidkough
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have you heard of that guy in Florida in 50s who claims to have used tesla technology to build a small version in his backyard , something to do with the limestone
coral castle
