The Old Farts thread

[Rozgreenburn]

Old fart follies, I needed gypsum to finish amendments for a new batch of super soil. Walked all the way out to my barn, found newly hatched ducklings in said barn, caught them and mom up, and put them in a safe pen until the kids are a bit bigger, went back to the mixer, forgot the gypsum. Went back, some of our young bunnies escaped the colony. Caught them, fixed escape hatch, went back to mixer, right, no gypsum.
Broke out my emergency bong, much better. Then, I asked my lovely wife to go to the barn and bring me the gypsum!
Screw it man, I'm old. If at first you don't succeed, have someone else do it...

 

[StonedGardener]

That is so chill

Getting old ain't for pussies.....a sign at doctors office.....it's our turn.......

 

[StonedGardener]

Post above for "was captain"....oops

 

[Rozgreenburn]

Ever have a day where you think " can I cross Coffee and Sativa?" I make a lame attempt at it every morning!

 

[StonedGardener]

Ever have a day where you think " can I cross Coffee and Sativa?" I make a lame attempt at it every morning!

I do but I kinda gotta to get moving...got that wondefull fibro shit...it helps me move

 

[StonedGardener]

Spelling era...please pouncers out their don't swarm.

 

[putembk]

I remember as a teenager, I'd go to a wedding and it never failed that one or more of the oldsters would come up, poke me in the ribs, and say, "You're next!"

Now a days, I do the same thing to them at funerals.

 

[Autodoctor]

Finally found a thread I fit right into

 

[Autodoctor]

I know your old if you had to put your glasses on to read this

 

[StonedGardener]

I remember as a teenager, I'd go to a wedding and it never failed that one or more of the oldsters would come up, poke me in the ribs, and say, "You're next!"

Now a days, I do the same thing to them at funerals.

I always planned, on my deathbed, of getting "last tag"........I remember seeing that classic move in a "Mad" magazine , maybe early 60's.

 

[lokie]

I always planned, on my deathbed, of getting "last tag"........I remember seeing that classic move in a "Mad" magazine , maybe early 60's.

You're it?

 

[Rozgreenburn]

I know your old if you had to put your glasses on to read this

Amigo, I have days where I need glasses to find my glasses, yoy...

 

[Autodoctor]

Amigo, I have days where I need glasses to find my glasses, yoy...

Or like me and have two pair of glasses on at one time. One one top of my head and others at the end of my nose and still looking to see where I put my glasses at

 

[putembk]

I know your old if you had to put your glasses on to read this

You really know you are old it you put your glasses on and still can't read this.

 

[Star Dog]

Has anyone had injections for golfers or tennis elbow?

Was it effective for you?

I've had injections into my elbows but that's a month now and it's still aches sufficiently to keep awake at night.

 

[cannabineer]

Has anyone had injections for golfers or tennis elbow?

Was it effective for you?

I've had injections into my elbows but that's a month now and it's still aches sufficiently to keep awake at night.

I never contracted golf.

 

[Star Dog]

I never contracted golf.

Does that really pass off as humour where you live?

Fkn easily amused, golfers elbow is no joke I can assure you.

 

[cannabineer]

Does that really pass off as humour where you live?

Fkn easily amused, golfers elbow is no joke I can assure you.

Come to think of it, I also tested tennis-free.

 

[raratt]

My mom always told me if you do something and it hurts, don't do it anymore.

 

[shrxhky420]

My mon always told me if you do something and it hurts, don't do it anymore.

SH420