To my right I have 2 Teak wood idols that weight a couple pounds each and on my left is a solid glass orb {1 of 2} that is about the same size of a billilards ball and enough speaker wire to fashion a hideous series of trip wires.
A cup of coffee, joint, and ashtray. Guess ill just enjoy both for the last time until im ate alive . Maybe I could take one out with the ashtray if im lucky .
On my right is a fat little feline... she wouldn't do me much good but she's also a little bitch and loves to use her teeth/claws...
On my left is an inhaler, a bong, and about 5 grams... so, when I'm sprinting from said zombies at least I can breathe. And in my downtime I can chill for a bit and smoke a bowl or 2... wouldn't use it as a weapon though, she's too pretty!