The item next to you...

The zombie apocalypse has begun...
The item nearest to your right hand is your only weapon..
what is it and how do you go about your killing spree??

Mine.... wacom tablet wire.. strangulation.. so looks like I may not survive long

ba bowl and a lighter....... atleast I can be high before they eat my brain.... but if I had time to prepar id just grab any of several guns I got put up

Go figure...my first time smoking in a few days and now I am gonna either have to break my bubbler over a few zombie heads or smoke them all out.

I have a calculator and a piece of paper. Perhaps I can dazzle them into submission with some daring feats of arithmetic.

Some speakers. There's no way zombies could make it past the tall ass barbed wall around the house. Unless they pile over each other, which would make them easy to burn.

Keyboard, guess it'll have to do.

Art Deco desklamp. It'll do crania, especially undeath-softened ones. Loosen the joint for the morningstar effect (insert gif of idiot with nunchuks hurting self here)

gioua said:

The zombie apocalypse has begun...
The item nearest to your right hand is your only weapon..
what is it and how do you go about your killing spree??

Mine.... wacom tablet wire.. strangulation.. so looks like I may not survive long

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Directly to my left is my loaded, Mossberg, in front of me is my boot knife (Tanto) and you get the picture. But I've been on a state of alert since I got wind of the incipient toaster rebellion.

Professor Snook said:

I have a calculator and a piece of paper. Perhaps I can dazzle them into submission with some daring feats of arithmetic.

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Which calculator. I too have my trusty HP49 in a drawer to my left. Don't waste a good calculator.

that wicker thing that holds my dope and tray, pipe and papers and the big box of crayons


EDIT: there's a small lucky's lounge ashtray in there too

A marble drink coaster, I could crack a few skulls with it.

and yes, this is right next to the Lazyboy:

back scratcher I got from vegas. I guess I could scratch their backs and lull them into slumber.

curious2garden said:

Which calculator. I too have my trusty HP49 in a drawer to my left. Don't waste a good calculator.

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I have a Sharp EL-310A with Twin Power. Pretty badass

To the left? An armoire. Could push it over on'em i guess.

Space heater. And I ain't moving. Let them come.

Since I'm obviously incapable of reading. I will now report on my right side since I failed reading the question initially..... oh the shame. On my right it's the DVD and CD media so we're going with this:



Not as classy as CN's stars and nunchucks but it's what I have oh and sub DVD for record. Although if you'd allow me I'd happily go throw my hub's classic record collection at them and it's to my right, though not my immediate right.... more like in his office LOL

This guys to the right of me right now. Although I don't think he's going to attack a zombie. This guy runs from some one shaking a plastic bag at him.

To my right is a couch coushion ill sing them to sleep and to my left a glass of sweet tea. I guess I could drown them maybe better yet lay them gently on cushion give them tea and let them getbhigh far alseep and run like hell