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tip top toker
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Switchblade and a tea cup. Carpaccio is on the menu tonight, can use the tea cup to spit all the bits of fingernail and cartilage into 
Commander Strax
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UNIBALL mother fucker!
Oh yea, left hand is my letter opener
BarnBuster
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LIBERTYCHICKEN
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A weapon under lock and key is usually going to be useless when its needed
BarnBuster
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...and unloaded weapons make shitty clubs.
billhilly
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Way off topic but the other night it was "who here would you have sex with" Every post of yours I have read is awesome, your the whole package and then some.. I am in lust and you are officially my pick for who I would have sex with on here... I hope you and your husband aren't offended. It was an easy decision after you said you own guns... I am officially in lust with you!
I am guessing I will be able to play this game a few times a day.. kids are always on my PC.. moving crap around.. DD takes the keyboard and moves it sideways all the time.. son leaves headphones and water glasses.. and wifey tosses crap that I put on her desk back on mine..
demonhaze
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its next to my bed lol. I use a nexus 7 to come here not a computer so I can be any where and surf the web.
dux
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A tv remote and a lighter on one side,empty glass,phone,coaster and astray full of stem crumblies. I'll bust him upside the head with the coaster then slam the ashtray into his eyes so he can't see,then jam the remote down his throat.id then have a drink with the glass and get my weed so I can use the lighter ...
greenlikemoney
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Dammit, this vagina is going to be of no help. Guess I'll just eat it.
Silly String
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On the right: return address labels -- I will paste these all over the zombies, rendering them motionless. And if the zombies wander away, people will know to return them to my house!
On the left: 92 lb pansy-ass pit mix who will piddle if zombies appear. Zombies will slip in the pee, and we can run away.
On the left: 92 lb pansy-ass pit mix who will piddle if zombies appear. Zombies will slip in the pee, and we can run away.
Indagrow
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from experience those 3's don't make a good bat. the shanks just shatter and that marble is lost to the world.. i got one and didn't even make it out of the pits before i broke it on someone hah ahhh the good old daysI have one of my grandsons 3' Motocross trophies, with a heavy marble base beside my computer. I could swing this thing like a bat!....
ClaytonBigsby
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Goddamnit Annie! Tried to rep you but I stihl have to spread it around. That f'in Toaster Rebellion ever gonna happen? Was the pre Y2K?
ClaytonBigsby
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Oh, to answer the question, MY HANDS, Mfers! My hands are lethal weapons, eye gouge, trache poke, collarbone break, etc....
if you want to be cool like me, just send your money
if you want to be cool like me, just send your money
shrxhky420
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Good choices!!! Remember... the pen is mightier than the sword (or in this case, a letter opener)
SH420