The item next to you...

on my right hip is my crossman survivalist air pistol. ( I know kinda gay but i want to get used to carrying it around ) and on my left is three pairs of scissors, bottle of rubbing alcohol, stack of newspapers and some string. so much weed and none to smoke.
 
Switchblade and a tea cup. Carpaccio is on the menu tonight, can use the tea cup to spit all the bits of fingernail and cartilage into :)
 
I had my morning coffee in my right hand when I started reading. Gonna have to find another weapon because I'm not giving that up.
 
today I have..

left .. canna cookie.. and a plate.. tossing the plate like a ninja

right.. 1/3rd filled Bubba K in a mason jar.. smoke myself out....... then snap mason jar like they do beer bottles in movies and get me some zombies
 
PeyoteReligion said:
Who the fuck just sits around while surfing the web with a gun by his/her side? That seems odd to me. My shotgun is safely locked in its case, not just resting beside me while chatting on RIU. Very interesting...
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A weapon under lock and key is usually going to be useless when its needed
 
curious2garden said:
Directly to my left is my loaded, Mossberg, in front of me is my boot knife (Tanto) and you get the picture. But I've been on a state of alert since I got wind of the incipient toaster rebellion.
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Way off topic but the other night it was "who here would you have sex with" Every post of yours I have read is awesome, your the whole package and then some.. I am in lust and you are officially my pick for who I would have sex with on here... I hope you and your husband aren't offended. It was an easy decision after you said you own guns... I am officially in lust with you! :lol:
 
To my right? sitting on the couch so next to me is a damn throw pillow.... wait... all's good I have a pistol stashed under it.. bring the fucking zombie apocalypse on!
 
I am guessing I will be able to play this game a few times a day.. kids are always on my PC.. moving crap around.. DD takes the keyboard and moves it sideways all the time.. son leaves headphones and water glasses.. and wifey tosses crap that I put on her desk back on mine..

:)
 
PeyoteReligion said:
Who the fuck just sits around while surfing the web with a gun by his/her side? That seems odd to me. My shotgun is safely locked in its case, not just resting beside me while chatting on RIU. Very interesting...
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its next to my bed lol. I use a nexus 7 to come here not a computer so I can be any where and surf the web.
 
A tv remote and a lighter on one side,empty glass,phone,coaster and astray full of stem crumblies. I'll bust him upside the head with the coaster then slam the ashtray into his eyes so he can't see,then jam the remote down his throat.id then have a drink with the glass and get my weed so I can use the lighter ...
 
I have one of my grandsons 3' Motocross trophies, with a heavy marble base beside my computer. I could swing this thing like a bat!....:-o
 

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On the right: return address labels -- I will paste these all over the zombies, rendering them motionless. And if the zombies wander away, people will know to return them to my house!

On the left: 92 lb pansy-ass pit mix who will piddle if zombies appear. Zombies will slip in the pee, and we can run away.
 
doublejj said:
I have one of my grandsons 3' Motocross trophies, with a heavy marble base beside my computer. I could swing this thing like a bat!....:-o
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from experience those 3's don't make a good bat. the shanks just shatter and that marble is lost to the world.. i got one and didn't even make it out of the pits before i broke it on someone hah ahhh the good old days
 
curious2garden said:
Directly to my left is my loaded, Mossberg, in front of me is my boot knife (Tanto) and you get the picture. But I've been on a state of alert since I got wind of the incipient toaster rebellion.
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Goddamnit Annie! Tried to rep you but I stihl have to spread it around. That f'in Toaster Rebellion ever gonna happen? Was the pre Y2K?
 
Oh, to answer the question, MY HANDS, Mfers! My hands are lethal weapons, eye gouge, trache poke, collarbone break, etc....


if you want to be cool like me, just send your money


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