Testicle Tanning

blueberrymilkshake said:

Tuckertone.... Cuckertone?

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That’s foxed up

I’ve always wanted to visit California and see the giant red woods :0!

Was I inadvertently tanning when my stoned self had a pelvic xray with a quarter ounce crotched? They took forever to develop and xrays I saw had bright white circular censorship were mine were.

I suppose better tan than blue for vitality sake.

Just remember Law Enforcement is not as understanding as Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson likes Testicles and cares about yours.

If you are outside tanning your testicles and some child sees it well you are looking at three years in prison.

Just sayin'