Testicle Tanning

[blueberrymilkshake]

There is a joke in here about how all these fragile white guys always wanting/jealous of the myth of a black mans junk is just getting out of hand.

Look dude, I heard there were free taint shaves and that's all I'm here for.

 

[Herb & Suds]

I thought our right wing contingent would post up some pics proving their testosterone improvement by now

 

[captainmorgan]

They may be busy investigating UFO cattle mutilations with the butcher brothers.

 

[blueberrymilkshake]

They're probably still taking pictures of each other's balls.

 

[captainmorgan]

He'll be able to find the hole after a tanning session.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1517907371422408705

 

[Hiphophippo]

 

[Friendly_Grower]

And I thought my moans of ecstasy when using the shower wand on my testicles in pleasuring myself with hot water spray was something I shouldn't tell anyone about but now I can go out in the Sun and tan my Balls because Tucker Carlson and Fox news said it's going to make me more of a man.

It's great to be a Fox Viewer and a Trump Supporter. /S

 

[Dorian2]

 

[Friendly_Grower]

One of my Fav movies.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

He'll be able to find the hole after a tanning session.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1517907371422408705

I really wanted that ceiling fan to play a major role in that video.

 

[Puff_Dragon]

Testicle tanning is all the craze in cuck and incel land, thought I would start a thread to keep track of the tanners.


My guess is St Jimmy 74 never goes anywhere without a sun lamp.

We dusty, 20th century, relics. May simply be witnessing the undeniable, inevitability:
Manscaping, leads to Testicle tanning, leads to butthole bleaching ...

The rise, of the 21st century boy?

 

[blueberrymilkshake]

We dusty, 20th century, relics. May simply be witnessing the undeniable, inevitability:
Manscaping, leads to Testicle tanning, leads to butthole bleaching ...

The rise, of the 21st century boy?

Where we're going, we don't need buttholes.

It's Pyongyang. We're going to Pyongyang.

 

[Budley Doright]

We dusty, 20th century, relics. May simply be witnessing the undeniable, inevitability:
Manscaping, leads to Testicle tanning, leads to butthole bleaching ...

The rise, of the 21st century boy?

Who the fuck has time for all this? I’m lucky to get a shave in every few days .

 

[HGCC]

My favorite grateful dead video is some live show at the end of the 60s. There's a very conspicuous naked dude dancing on top of either a stack of speakers or a pole or something. Makes me laugh every time. That dude had tan balls.

I just imagine Jerry meeting that guy a few years later "heeeeeeyyyyy...your that dude that wiggled his dick at me for the whole set. What the hell man, that was distracting."

 

[Friendly_Grower]

We must resist being "Ball-Gazers!"

 

[cannabineer]

Who the fuck has time for all this? I’m lucky to get a shave in every few days .

I like the old-growth forest look. Easy, breezy, bountiful.

 

[Friendly_Grower]

What to do with a Sun-Burnt Penis?

Should I put sun screen on my Johnson?
Is there a Tucker Carlson brand?

 

[cannabineer]

What to do with a Sun-Burnt Penis?

Should I put sun screen on my Johnson?
Is there a Tucker Carlson brand?

Cockertone

 

[topcat]

Saudi King Salman, seen here being fisted by Melanoma at a ball tanning ceremony.

 

[blueberrymilkshake]

Cockertone

Tuckertone.... Cuckertone?