Testicle Tanning

Testicle tanning is all the craze in cuck and incel land, thought I would start a thread to keep track of the tanners.


My guess is St Jimmy 74 never goes anywhere without a sun lamp.

Boost your testosterone while radiating your balls with UV. Lots of T but you'll die of cancer.

So gross


The Kardashians surely invented this..if there is one thing in this world you DON'T need..

I'm always concerned there are going to be pics

Live fast die young and leave a nicely tan set of balls.

Would a grow light work? Asking for a friend of course.

Real men slather on the tanning oil and never use sun screen.

Herb & Suds said:

I'm always concerned there are going to be pics

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I was thinking for one day 24 hours we replace our avatars with our pics en masse just for fun!

Wattzzup said:

Would a grow light work? Asking for a friend of course.

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It's going to be spectrum dependent.

captainmorgan said:

Live fast die young and leave a nicely tan set of balls.

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This applies to manscaping men only.

I'm thinking Blue brother has a bronze set.

Wattzzup said:

Would a grow light work? Asking for a friend of course.

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Reptile lamps are the secret sauce.

why do we need balls anyway they just get in the way

captainmorgan said:

I'm thinking Blue brother has a bronze set.



Reptile lamps are the secret sauce.

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Oh good. I thought you were going to say I had to buy one of those “assembled in the US” lights.

schuylaar said:

It's going to be spectrum dependent.

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Yeah you would have to be on the spectrum to put your balls under a grow light

schuylaar said:

I was thinking for one day 24 hours we replace our avatars with our pics en masse just for fun!

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our pics of what?.......

When you air a segment on declining testosterone levels in men while wearing the most feminine shoes possible.

Tuckers on a roll, another hard hitting investigation he's leading.

not to be confused with taint tanning I imagine

schuylaar said:

I was thinking for one day 24 hours we replace our avatars with our pics en masse just for fun!

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In two words,
no.