Testicle Tanning

hanimmal said:

There is a joke in here about how all these fragile white guys always wanting/jealous of the myth of a black mans junk is just getting out of hand.

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Look dude, I heard there were free taint shaves and that's all I'm here for.

I thought our right wing contingent would post up some pics proving their testosterone improvement by now

They may be busy investigating UFO cattle mutilations with the butcher brothers.

They're probably still taking pictures of each other's balls.

He'll be able to find the hole after a tanning session.

And I thought my moans of ecstasy when using the shower wand on my testicles in pleasuring myself with hot water spray was something I shouldn't tell anyone about but now I can go out in the Sun and tan my Balls because Tucker Carlson and Fox news said it's going to make me more of a man.

It's great to be a Fox Viewer and a Trump Supporter. /S

One of my Fav movies.

captainmorgan said:

He'll be able to find the hole after a tanning session.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1517907371422408705

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I really wanted that ceiling fan to play a major role in that video.

captainmorgan said:

Testicle tanning is all the craze in cuck and incel land, thought I would start a thread to keep track of the tanners.


My guess is St Jimmy 74 never goes anywhere without a sun lamp.

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We dusty, 20th century, relics. May simply be witnessing the undeniable, inevitability:
Manscaping, leads to Testicle tanning, leads to butthole bleaching ...

The rise, of the 21st century boy?

Puff_Dragon said:

We dusty, 20th century, relics. May simply be witnessing the undeniable, inevitability:
Manscaping, leads to Testicle tanning, leads to butthole bleaching ...

The rise, of the 21st century boy?

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Where we're going, we don't need buttholes.

It's Pyongyang. We're going to Pyongyang.

Puff_Dragon said:

We dusty, 20th century, relics. May simply be witnessing the undeniable, inevitability:
Manscaping, leads to Testicle tanning, leads to butthole bleaching ...

The rise, of the 21st century boy?

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Who the fuck has time for all this? I’m lucky to get a shave in every few days .

My favorite grateful dead video is some live show at the end of the 60s. There's a very conspicuous naked dude dancing on top of either a stack of speakers or a pole or something. Makes me laugh every time. That dude had tan balls.

I just imagine Jerry meeting that guy a few years later "heeeeeeyyyyy...your that dude that wiggled his dick at me for the whole set. What the hell man, that was distracting."

We must resist being "Ball-Gazers!"

Budley Doright said:

Who the fuck has time for all this? I’m lucky to get a shave in every few days .

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I like the old-growth forest look. Easy, breezy, bountiful.

What to do with a Sun-Burnt Penis?

Should I put sun screen on my Johnson?
Is there a Tucker Carlson brand?

Friendly_Grower said:

What to do with a Sun-Burnt Penis?

Should I put sun screen on my Johnson?
Is there a Tucker Carlson brand?

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Cockertone

Saudi King Salman, seen here being fisted by Melanoma at a ball tanning ceremony.

cannabineer said:

Cockertone

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Tuckertone.... Cuckertone?