no increased yield using seimen, help

BotwinBabe

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Yes!!! I work for a pharma company and we have Siemens equipment (sign above). I physically can't talk about the equipment without cracking up; what can I say, I have the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy. But anyway, I LITERALLY thought he meant he was using some kinda Siemens technology/nute thing!
 

LetsGetCritical

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One of the answers (again, note the spelling of semen) : seman contains (from wikipedia)::::
primarily water, but contains trace amounts of almost every nutrient the human body uses. It has somewhat higher amounts of commonly deficient minerals, such as potassium, magnesium, and selenium. One typical ejaculation contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc. When metabolized, protein yields 4 kcal/g, carbohydrate also yields 4 kcal/g, and fat yields 9 kcal/g. Hence the food energy in the typical ejaculation is 0.7 kcal (2.9 kJ).

is any of that good for a plant?
 

SxIstew

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One of the answers (again, note the spelling of semen) : seman contains (from wikipedia)::::
primarily water, but contains trace amounts of almost every nutrient the human body uses. It has somewhat higher amounts of commonly deficient minerals, such as potassium, magnesium, and selenium. One typical ejaculation contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc. When metabolized, protein yields 4 kcal/g, carbohydrate also yields 4 kcal/g, and fat yields 9 kcal/g. Hence the food energy in the typical ejaculation is 0.7 kcal (2.9 kJ).

is any of that good for a plant?
First off. who the fuck knows that much about cum? lol.
I just got a scientific analysis of my last load! lol



Second: The Sudanese Union-African Democratic Rally (US-RDA Union Soudanaise-Rassemblement Démocratique Africain) is a Malian political party
This is what I pull up when trying to define US RDA lol.....
 

LetsGetCritical

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First off. who the fuck knows that much about cum? lol.
I just got a scientific analysis of my last load! lol



Second: The Sudanese Union-African Democratic Rally (US-RDA Union Soudanaise-Rassemblement Démocratique Africain) is a Malian political party
This is what I pull up when trying to define US RDA lol.....
US RDA is United States Reference Daily Intake.... had to google that though
 

SxIstew

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Oh I know. I saw that but if you type in US RDA Definition it pops up with the first thing AFRICANS lol
 

SxIstew

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One of the answers (again, note the spelling of semen) : seman contains (from wikipedia)::::
primarily water, but contains trace amounts of almost every nutrient the human body uses. It has somewhat higher amounts of commonly deficient minerals, such as potassium, magnesium, and selenium. One typical ejaculation contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc. When metabolized, protein yields 4 kcal/g, carbohydrate also yields 4 kcal/g, and fat yields 9 kcal/g. Hence the food energy in the typical ejaculation is 0.7 kcal (2.9 kJ).

is any of that good for a plant?
First off. who the fuck knows that much about cum? lol.
I just got a scientific analysis of my last load! lol



Second: The Sudanese Union-African Democratic Rally (US-RDA Union Soudanaise-Rassemblement Démocratique Africain) is a Malian political party
This is what I pull up when trying to define US RDA lol.....
recommended daily allowance for semen ?
i think i got lost in the convo o_O

back on track now? it was from grasscity that thing LGC said.
 

SxIstew

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Depends. which bashing thread are we in? hahahha If Sammyr7, then NO. pretty sure someone saw a post on Grasscity and made this shit up for the giggles. :) that first page made me laugh till i cried. i couldn't even read it out loud to my girlfriend. i couldn't stop laughing
 

roseypeach

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wassup my homies??? LOL I am back! I've checked in every day just didn't have a lot of time to really buzz around. How's everybody doing?

anybody got some fresh semen? I may need it for my plant! LMFAO :):):)
 

SxIstew

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LGC ran into legal troubles hun. he's not going to be on as much for a little while. When he get's his life back together he will probably come bump this thread again for you to joke around:)
 

dlftmyers

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LGC ran into legal troubles hun. he's not going to be on as much for a little while. When he get's his life back together he will probably come bump this thread again for you to joke around:)
Ya my heart goes out to LGC I wish him the best and hope to see him back here soon
 
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