Oh wait heres more..... HaHaha funny shit here ...
- The Terrible 20: Stupid Government Programs That Should Be Cut
- The Whats Up With Owls Fact-Finding Commisson ($6 billion)
- Keep The Kardashians On TV Legacy Loan Program ($499 million)
- Supplementary Assistance to the NAACP (National Association for the Assembly of Cat People) ($40)
- Senate Investigative Sub-Committee on Owning Outer Space ($2 trillion)
- Dept Of Defense Exploratory Report: "Why Are Clowns Scary?" ($600)
- Tourism Earmark: Construction of Mt. Asbestos Kiddie Park (Helena, Montana) ($54 million)
- Federal Funding for the Second "Secret" NASA That Deals With All That Weird Alien S*** Like In Those Will Smith Movies ($78 billion)
- Dept Of Defense: Sea Monkey Super Soldier Project ($48 million)
- The "Big Ol Capital Building" Moat Fund ($62 million)
- Jurassic Park Prevention Program To Keep Dinosaurs Extinct ($200 million)
- Federal Funding for the "Bring Waldo Home" Search Committee (Number Unknown) Joy McVey
- The Sub-Committee to determine who in congress has the best planking/owling picture. (86 billion) Rosemarie Carman Clemons
- The 50 Stars Program: Preventing North Dakota and South Dakota from settling their differences and becoming one Dakota. ($427 Million) Nikachu Brueggemann
- Federal Subsidies for Truck Nuts Manufacturers ($16 million). Mitch Garrard
- Federal Funding To Ensure That All CD And DVD Packaging Remain Pointlessly Difficult To Open ($79 billion). Darrell Kannwischer
- FCC: Anti-Indecency Measures to Cover Up Liberty Bell's Crack ($179,000). William J. Hammon
- "My first Nuclear Reactor" Kids Program (50 million) Arvin Sotes
- The Search Team Responsible for Finding Carmen Sandiego ($100 million) Alex Ullman
- Congressional Night Out At Dave And Busters Fund ($10 million) Joey Hough
- The "Maybe Our Deficit Will Disappear If We Cover Our Eyes" Initiative ($1,407,487,395,186) Spencer Secoy
... And that's all we've got! Thank you to everyone who submitted and congrats to those who made the cut. Let's do it again soon. Until next time, USA! USA! USA!
a little levity people, you should try laughing once in a while.....
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