My boss had a story bout seeing the dead in nc in 94 I think..said he took acid,THEN decided to poop,after the usual over indulgence in food,(were chefs)..finally found a port o'gag,and went in,leaving his girlfriend spun,and waiting..he said she knocked after 45mins.he didn't know it'd been that long he said..got His senses together,realized he's STILL got some business left..she knocks again,asking if he's OK(more so if he's tripping as hard as her) ,...his response is classic.
"I'm OK,I've just got this endless snake coming outta my BUTT!!"
He also caught his dads SUV on fire on the way to the show..tickets were saved by a stack of cassette tapes melting over the change holder and protecting em...after the firefighters got it out,he chipped away and recovered him..
Determination is a deadhead way!!