Fat bastard, buy two seats!

puffntuff

puffntuff

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I was on a flight from LA to DET and 4 big ass 300lb plus outlaw bikers were on the flight. These dudes made everyone feel safe on board. No crazy acting folks on that the flight the bikers would of snatched your life away.
 
potpimp

potpimp

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loquacious said:
Shut up stupid! If you are offended then maybe you should get a better job and then you can afford to fly. Until then, stay off of airplanes and take the bus where you belong. Overseas? Take a boat!
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If there is one thing I hate more than fat people on a plane, screaming babies (I pack ear plugs in my carry-on), snakes on a plane, stinky people on a plane, it's arrogant broke-ass dipshit numbnut mother fuckers like you that are out to fuck up our forum. Your posts have been reported. Hopefully your worthless ass will be banned permanently. You have a nice day ...cunt.
 
RollMeOne420

RollMeOne420

Active Member
dude i once was sitting at a cafe outside and this one fat fuck comes along and tries to sit down but the seat was too small and he had to sit on the bench instead. He ordered a burger and fries and when he got there right before he took a bite this lady comes in and throws that shit right as hes bitting into it. She than tells him to look at himself and thats the last thing he needs. he says that he cant help himself. and she replies it looks like you already did more than u should had and tells him to fucking exercise and shit then i laugh and she tells me to shut up =(
 
Luger187

Luger187

Well-Known Member
RollMeOne420 said:
dude i once was sitting at a cafe outside and this one fat fuck comes along and tries to sit down but the seat was too small and he had to sit on the bench instead. He ordered a burger and fries and when he got there right before he took a bite this lady comes in and throws that shit right as hes bitting into it. She than tells him to look at himself and thats the last thing he needs. he says that he cant help himself. and she replies it looks like you already did more than u should had and tells him to fucking exercise and shit then i laugh and she tells me to shut up =(
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you should have told her she looked just as fat and also shouldnt be eating like that either

 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
oh dear ... a supersized superheroine! It's... FAIL WHALE! cn


<edit> I'm learning that Fail Whale is already an established thing. ~shrug~ no se habla Twitter.
 
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