Fat bastard, buy two seats!

Seriously, If I pay for a plane ticket and on top of that have to pay another 60 for the extra leg room because that's all that's left on the seating chart, I don't want you spilling into my seat for 6 hrs. Buy two seats.

Also these big guys stink, thier ass stinks as they cant reach around to wipe it being 'fatbound'. After going to toilet ,thier ass almost rubs in your face as they sit back down.

Once I had to sit next to someone who looked like Bib, the Michelin Man. He was so fat that he couldn't cross his arms and I had about half of a seat. After takeoff some people in the back moved so he could have his own row. His own row!!

But, the best part came when he released his 2 extension seat belt and reached forward and grabbed onto the bulkhead to get out of his seat and the bulkhead shifted. Everyone around him grasped because, well, just because it moved. The flight attendant said in a very calming voice, 'Don't worry the bulkhead is not attached to the superstructure of the plane.'

Honest this really did happen and she really did say that.

Winter Woman said:

But, the best part came when he reached forward and grabbed onto the bulkhead to get out of his seat because he was stuck in it his with 2 extension seat belt, and it shifted. Everyone around him grasped because, well, just because it moved. The flight attendant said in a very calming voice, 'Don't worry the bulkhead is not attached to the superstructure of the plane.'

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I laughed my ass off!

I'm just saying... I travelled 12 hrs (air) and to have someone spill out into/onto your space fucking sucks. My god, leg cramps, back cramps... She's lucky I didn't blow her out with my gas. The whole plane was lucky!

DopeFeen said:

Why dont they separate the obese onto their own plane, call it the Fat Fliers Inc

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They do have Widebody Jets. cn

MY GOD!!! a trip from atlanta to honolulu hawaii!!!! with "3" babies screaming the whole damn 14 hours!!!!!!

muzzle your damn fog horn over their seat D8....yeah you bitch.

dirtyho1968 said:

I'm just saying... I travelled 12 hrs (air) and to have someone spill out into/onto your space fucking sucks. My god, leg cramps, back cramps... She's lucky I didn't blow her out with my gas. The whole plane was lucky!

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"We will be cruising at Farty Thousand Feet." cn

... Even so, it's all better then driving.

really fat people should have to buy two seats, but not just to appease the whiny. the airline shouldn't be forcing people to sit in seats that are half occupied by someone else's fat rolls. therefore the airline *should* be losing money every time an obese person spills into two seats but pays for only one, and the person responsible should pay for the missing fare (the fatty). it has little to do with whiny travellers and more to do with the airline being able to count on x amount of revenue. planes are unfomfortable for just about everyone. you guys think the airlines give a shit whether you're comfortable as long as you pay the fare? tall people are never comfortable. they don't get discounts for it.

I do think large people should have to pay double. For one, they require much more room than the rest of us. I paid for my ticket and I expect to atleast have some arm room. I shouldn't have to suffer through a 14 hour flight because of someone elses lazy sedentary lifestyle.

I don't mind the fat people as I always fly first class or business class and the seats are plenty wide... it's those folks from India I hate sitting next to, they don't seem to like deodorant.

hahahahhahaa gnarley!!

Gnarly is NOT the word for an Indian man with horrible BO... LOL!


Maybe... ghastly?

yeah when i was in iraq...every guy over their smelled like spoiled left over fish......their such nasty people!!! you dont need a first class education to know to wash ya diry ass....that whole country smells like a porta-potty

I don't fly anymore. This is way more comfortable:

HMM, well, ill agree and disagree. I am fat. I fly alot. I will never pay for two seats. Lol my body structure worked out where my butt is small and pancake like enough to fit into one seat, and never had to use an extension seat belt. People like my dad, who are hella big, should maybe not pay for a whole other seat, but like a charge on top of their seat price.
But two whole seats? Most people can barely afford even one! lol its like a fat tax if you do charge them any extra for being fat

Urca said:

HMM, well, ill agree and disagree. I am fat. I fly alot. I will never pay for two seats. Lol my body structure worked out where my butt is small and pancake like enough to fit into one seat, and never had to use an extension seat belt. People like my dad, who are hella big, should maybe not pay for a whole other seat, but like a charge on top of their seat price.
But two whole seats? Most people can barely afford even one! lol its like a fat tax if you do charge them any extra for being fat

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If you are so fat that the seat next to you is unusable you should have to pay for both. If it is still usable, but uncomfortable, it's not fair that someone pay full price for that seat.

Urca said:

HMM, well, ill agree and disagree. I am fat. I fly alot. I will never pay for two seats. Lol my body structure worked out where my butt is small and pancake like enough to fit into one seat, and never had to use an extension seat belt. People like my dad, who are hella big, should maybe not pay for a whole other seat, but like a charge on top of their seat price.
But two whole seats? Most people can barely afford even one! lol its like a fat tax if you do charge them any extra for being fat

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If you don't require extensions in your seat belt and you fit comfortably in the seat you shouldn't pay extra. If you're massive and you flop over into someone elses space then you should pay double.