Fat bastard, buy two seats!
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racerboy71
bud bootlegger
idk man.. i'm like 6 4 or so, and fuck if i can fit in a damn seat, and do i get any sort of discount because my knees are smashed up against the seat in front of me??
and forget about putting the food tray down.. that fucker sits at about a 45 degree angle and all of my food goes sliding around on it, i usually have to sit my food on the floor under my legs instead if i don't feel like wearing it..
the average size of people has grown since when most planes were made in the 60's, yet they haven't done shit to make up for this fact.. oh no, it's all about how many fucking people they can cram in a plane, fuck who ever's comfortable for the 10 flight to europe, pay up is all they are worried about..
and don't even get me started on that bullshit baggage fee.. yah, like i'm going to go to europe for two weeks and only bring one fucking bag you fuck holes..
and forget about putting the food tray down.. that fucker sits at about a 45 degree angle and all of my food goes sliding around on it, i usually have to sit my food on the floor under my legs instead if i don't feel like wearing it..
the average size of people has grown since when most planes were made in the 60's, yet they haven't done shit to make up for this fact.. oh no, it's all about how many fucking people they can cram in a plane, fuck who ever's comfortable for the 10 flight to europe, pay up is all they are worried about..
and don't even get me started on that bullshit baggage fee.. yah, like i'm going to go to europe for two weeks and only bring one fucking bag you fuck holes..
ohmy
Well-Known Member
God made fat people so drunks could get laid easy before closing time lmao....some are
just like surfing,just punch them in the gut and ride the wave's...Fat chick's are like moped's ,fun to ride just do not let your friends find out...If over 200 lb's go on a diet. if over 250 should have fat tax. if over 300 should be made to pay money to have all the roads fixed. If over 400 you are a fat fucking piece of worthless shit
just like surfing,just punch them in the gut and ride the wave's...Fat chick's are like moped's ,fun to ride just do not let your friends find out...If over 200 lb's go on a diet. if over 250 should have fat tax. if over 300 should be made to pay money to have all the roads fixed. If over 400 you are a fat fucking piece of worthless shit
Jakabok Botch
Well-Known Member
id be scared shitless.... "this planes goin to go down.....and im goin to get stuck under this fat asshole"
patlpp
New Member
So I take it you all hate ,I mean truly HATE fat people. Lets put a little sense to this. Yes , some people are obese and are a pain in the ass in this situation. But I find stinky, drunk, obnoxious people no less irritating. Screaming kids too are a pain. We are a society. We have to cope.
So I think the pragmatic thing to do is charge EVERYTHING by the pound, the passenger and his/her gear. Say the flight calls for 1$ a lb. You weight 300 lbs and want 100 lbs luggage, you pay $400 . You are a little 100 lb mouse with a 10 lb backpack you pay $110. As for kids, if they scream more than 5 minutes, down the toilet they go.
You can't say a fatty should pay double when the seats are getting smaller and smaller anyways (Delta Airlines)
So I think the pragmatic thing to do is charge EVERYTHING by the pound, the passenger and his/her gear. Say the flight calls for 1$ a lb. You weight 300 lbs and want 100 lbs luggage, you pay $400 . You are a little 100 lb mouse with a 10 lb backpack you pay $110. As for kids, if they scream more than 5 minutes, down the toilet they go.
You can't say a fatty should pay double when the seats are getting smaller and smaller anyways (Delta Airlines)
Total Head
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the most fucked up thing about that suggestion is we are at a point where it's needed. i can't believe how fat this country got in less than 20 years,
Morgan Lynn
Active Member
It's not about hating them. It's about what's fair to the rest of the country who isn't fat.
Morgan Lynn
Active Member
You seem like an angry hateful person.
mygirls
Medical Marijuana (MOD)
no need for that kinda talk..
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Morgan Lynn
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hahahahaha
loquacious
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My kind? Lmfao! You realise this is just a website and your powers are useless in the real world.
mygirls
Medical Marijuana (MOD)
i am a man with no power, what u talking bout willis
Luger187
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on a trip from ohio back home to cali, i sat in the seat directly in front of that giant pull down screen they use for movies. it was about a foot in front of my face the entire flight! and it was a night flight too, so i had to stay up and get a headache from the light
Luger187
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what if you need to travel 3000 miles? it takes a long time to drive that far haha
Winter Woman
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I was on a plane going from CA to NY and a family of 4 boarded. Their seats were not together, they had 2 sets of 2 seats together. Once he got on board the father had an absolute fit and said that unless his family got to sit together for the flight he was make life hell for whomever he sat next to. He proceeded to make such an ass out of himself, but... he got his way. I figure loquacious gets his way in this manner too.
Jakabok Botch
Well-Known Member
ppl have no shame nymore....its too bad...