Deceitful Women

Matt Rize said:

Ladies.... is there any truth behind this?

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i think it depends on what the motive behind the banging is...... if i'm looking for a throwaway fuck, screw 20mins, i know by the time i shake your hand whether or not i'd mind your face next to mine on my 600 thread count pillow cases before i tell you to gtfo (bring me back coffee and i'll attempt to remember your name).

boyfriend material, on the other hand..... you can have a guy in the friend zone for a decade and then *bam* epiphanic soul-mate moment.

You expect a woman to tell you the truth?Right said Kitty but in another instance you wouldnt lead a friend on would you?

mellokitty said:

i think it depends on what the motive behind the banging is...... if i'm looking for a throwaway fuck, screw 20mins, i know by the time i shake your hand whether or not i'd mind your face next to mine on my 600 thread count pillow cases.

boyfriend material, on the other hand..... you can have a guy in the friend zone for a decade and then *bam* epiphanic soul-mate moment.

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If a woman friend zoned you that long why would you give in after so much rejection?

mellokitty said:

i think it depends on what the motive behind the banging is...... if i'm looking for a throwaway fuck, screw 20mins, i know by the time i shake your hand whether or not i'd mind your face next to mine on my 600 thread count pillow cases before i tell you to gtfo (bring me coffee and i'll attempt to remember your name).

boyfriend material, on the other hand..... you can have a guy in the friend zone for a decade and then *bam* epiphanic soul-mate moment.

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Haha I always heard within half a minute myself.

Girls don't like nice guys.

Girls also don't like assholes.

Gotta find a happy medium, then you'll be cool.

BA142 said:

Girls don't like nice guys.

Girls also don't like assholes.

Gotta find a happy medium, then you'll be cool.

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Men don't like girls.

Men like women.

mellokitty said:

i think it depends on what the motive behind the banging is...... if i'm looking for a throwaway fuck, screw 20mins, i know by the time i shake your hand whether or not i'd mind your face next to mine on my 600 thread count pillow cases before i tell you to gtfo (bring me back coffee and i'll attempt to remember your name).

boyfriend material, on the other hand..... you can have a guy in the friend zone for a decade and then *bam* epiphanic soul-mate moment.

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bhahaa yup. thats about right

He just hasn't figured it out yet. None of them are worth the headache. If she's not into you from the start, get into her friend.

Balzac89 said:

If a woman friend zoned you that long why would you give in after so much rejection?

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because women's feelings are like those 3d pictures from the 90's. they become clearer on the periphery before you can see the big picture. and then, once you see it, you can't unsee it that way. (at least in my case, in matters of the heart anyways.)

mellokitty said:

and then, once you see it, you can't unsee it that way. (at least in my case, in matters of the heart anyways.)

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Same here. Then again, it's something you have to experience yourself. It's not very practical trying to explain it to someone on a web forum, eh? x)

You mean the friend zone is for dependable nice guys who can take care of you when you are old and fat and no one wants you anymore?

Balzac89 said:

You mean the friend zone is for dependable nice guys who can take care of you when you are old and fat and no one wants you anymore?

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Well sounds like in that situation 'no one wants you' isn't quite the case.

Life is like a penis. It's simple, straightforward, hanging normally and then women make it hard.

jeeba said:

You expect a woman to tell you the truth?Right said Kitty but in another instance you wouldnt lead a friend on would you?

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AAAAAAHAHAHAHA

in this case it would help to establish what exactly "leading on" entails..... but no, i also happen to have close friends with whom i have deliberate minimal contact because they want more than i can give and it's painful to both parties. ie if they want more than i can give but it's NOT torturous, we can be friends. but some people i know would define that in itself as "leading on" so idk.

incidentally, mr kitty is a boyfriend who graduated from fwb status.

Balzac89 said:

You mean the friend zone is for dependable nice guys who can take care of you when you are old and fat and no one wants you anymore?

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that's one way of looking at it, i suppose.
another way of looking at it is a treasure trove of guys who still wanted something to do with you even though you wouldn't put out.

The Cryptkeeper said:

Haha I always heard within half a minute myself.

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happened within a fraction of a second for me (but i guess maybe some folks are more dense)

everyone is deceitful.

regarding your roommate, let him live his life. maybe shes a virgin. other peoples relationships are none of your fucking business, unless your roommate bitches n whines about her, then u tell him to shut the hell up or find a new girl lol

it would not be a bad strategy to friendzone women yourself.

(they dont want you, but might want you as a fuck buddy later or whatever, plus chicks always know alot of chicks, score score situation)

(just not waste too much time chasing them, just keep them as friends) (you dont chase friends, you just talk to them once in awhile and see whats up lol ("hey, got any new girlfriends?" lol)

though it would be terribly douchy if you didnt actually like them. lol

When I think I like someone I play this. while we drive together.And sing it to her.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHs6zrgg1b0

So what I get is: If a chick even wants to be in the same room and maybe have a conversation with you she owes you a blow job???