corrupt-a-wish game

Indagrow said:

Wish granted, but you have to invite me.


Wish I didn't have to go to pinworms party

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superloud said:

Wish granted you decide to stay at home and watch a movie and eat some popcorn instead. Your microwave explodes while making popcorn and burned her entire house down. Leaving you to die in excruciating pain.

I wish I had some clones on so I can start growing again

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Pinworm said:

Wish granted! ****Puh-puh-puh-pow!**** You now own 10 cuts of the most fiery dank dank. Your phone is constantly blowing up with messages from your best "friends" that "love and a respect you"...they love you so much that they start to stalk you. They never give you a moments rest. They hound you so hard that you are relegated to surfing the innernettes with a proxy and you can no longer be a functioning member of society. Bummer.

I wish I had several thousands of dollars.

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Pinworm said:

I wish I could throw a killer absinthe party at the fly honey warehouse.

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Yessica... said:

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Wish granted, but everyone turns into actual flies and drown in absinthe and honey.

I wish I liked anything as much as I liked smoking cigarettes...

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superloud said:

i wish i didnt love having objects shoved into my ass untill i bleed

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Indagrow said:

Wish we didn't have to poop.. Seems like waste.

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Yessica... said:

Granted! But now the human race sweats out their fecal matter, and everyone reeks like taco-shits ALL THE TIME...

I wish I knew what happened when I get to 5,000 messages...

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Indagrow said:

It does, but it rolls itself in shit


Wish I could see how my unborn kids turn out before I have sex with her, and cum accordingly

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superloud said:

Granted but its to painfull to cum so you never have sex agin.

i wish i knew about sonics Chocolate cherry Dr Pepper sooner

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Gaiant said:

Wish granted, you got your bourbon got drunk knocked up a gal and named your son Mainliner.

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tytheguy111 said:

i wish i had a decent 12 string acoustic guitar

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Yessica... said:

Granted...but the strings are made from genetically altered spider-web from goats milk and playing it makes your fingers dissolve...

I wish I could draw exceptionally well.

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superloud said:

Granted but you never use your talent to its potential because all you're inspired to draw is hairy taint..

I wish I could spend more time with my family.

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HoLE said:

Granted ,,but the first words from your mouth create a giant rift and you never see them again

I wish I was more PC saavy

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iamnobody said:

Wish Granted, but now your penis shrunk 3"


I wish I had something to eat.

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HoLE said:

Wish granted,,you get 3" sausage

I wish the weather was a little better so I could drive my vette

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