corrupt-a-wish game

Indagrow said:
Wish granted, but you have to invite me.


Wish I didn't have to go to pinworms party
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Wish granted you decide to stay at home and watch a movie and eat some popcorn instead. Your microwave explodes while making popcorn and burned her entire house down. Leaving you to die in excruciating pain.

I wish I had some clones on so I can start growing again
 
superloud said:
Wish granted you decide to stay at home and watch a movie and eat some popcorn instead. Your microwave explodes while making popcorn and burned her entire house down. Leaving you to die in excruciating pain.

I wish I had some clones on so I can start growing again
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Wish granted! ****Puh-puh-puh-pow!**** You now own 10 cuts of the most fiery dank dank. Your phone is constantly blowing up with messages from your best "friends" that "love and a respect you"...they love you so much that they start to stalk you. They never give you a moments rest. They hound you so hard that you are relegated to surfing the innernettes with a proxy and you can no longer be a functioning member of society. Bummer.

I wish I had several thousands of dollars.
 
Pinworm said:
Wish granted! ****Puh-puh-puh-pow!**** You now own 10 cuts of the most fiery dank dank. Your phone is constantly blowing up with messages from your best "friends" that "love and a respect you"...they love you so much that they start to stalk you. They never give you a moments rest. They hound you so hard that you are relegated to surfing the innernettes with a proxy and you can no longer be a functioning member of society. Bummer.

I wish I had several thousands of dollars.
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Wish granted but the way you receive your several thousands of dollars is by a family member dying and leaving it to you and there will. But you are not allowed to touch the money until you are 99.


I wish I had a car that would actually start.
 
superloud said:
i wish i didnt love having objects shoved into my ass untill i bleed
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Wish granted, and now you're addicted to cigarettes! Except you smoke them rectally and eventually get emphysema of the lower intestine.

I wish I could have red hair, just for a day. So I could see if I was still able to FEEL...
 
Granted but it's red from the blood of your slain family and friends at your hands.


Wish we didn't have to poop.. Seems like waste.
 
Yessica... said:
Granted! But now the human race sweats out their fecal matter, and everyone reeks like taco-shits ALL THE TIME...

I wish I knew what happened when I get to 5,000 messages...
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Granted but you found out you have no life.

i wish my weed rolled itself
 
It does, but it rolls itself in shit


Wish I could see how my unborn kids turn out before I have sex with her, and cum accordingly
 
superloud said:
Granted but its to painfull to cum so you never have sex agin.

i wish i knew about sonics Chocolate cherry Dr Pepper sooner
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granted but its not kosher and has all the jizz from the 2014 RIU bukkake

i wish i had a decent 12 string acoustic guitar
 
Yessica... said:
Granted...but the strings are made from genetically altered spider-web from goats milk and playing it makes your fingers dissolve...

I wish I could draw exceptionally well.
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Granted but you never use your talent to its potential because all you're inspired to draw is hairy taint..

I wish I could spend more time with my family.
 
superloud said:
Granted but you never use your talent to its potential because all you're inspired to draw is hairy taint..

I wish I could spend more time with my family.
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Granted ,,but the first words from your mouth create a giant rift and you never see them again

I wish I was more PC saavy
 
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