Wish granted you decide to stay at home and watch a movie and eat some popcorn instead. Your microwave explodes while making popcorn and burned her entire house down. Leaving you to die in excruciating pain.Wish granted, but you have to invite me.
Wish I didn't have to go to pinworms party
Wish granted! ****Puh-puh-puh-pow!**** You now own 10 cuts of the most fiery dank dank. Your phone is constantly blowing up with messages from your best "friends" that "love and a respect you"...they love you so much that they start to stalk you. They never give you a moments rest. They hound you so hard that you are relegated to surfing the innernettes with a proxy and you can no longer be a functioning member of society. Bummer.Wish granted you decide to stay at home and watch a movie and eat some popcorn instead. Your microwave explodes while making popcorn and burned her entire house down. Leaving you to die in excruciating pain.
I wish I had some clones on so I can start growing again
Wish granted but the way you receive your several thousands of dollars is by a family member dying and leaving it to you and there will. But you are not allowed to touch the money until you are 99.Wish granted! ****Puh-puh-puh-pow!**** You now own 10 cuts of the most fiery dank dank. Your phone is constantly blowing up with messages from your best "friends" that "love and a respect you"...they love you so much that they start to stalk you. They never give you a moments rest. They hound you so hard that you are relegated to surfing the innernettes with a proxy and you can no longer be a functioning member of society. Bummer.
I wish I had several thousands of dollars.
Which granted you now love having objects shoved into your ass until you bleed as much as you love smoking cigarettes.View attachment 3386573
Wish granted, but everyone turns into actual flies and drown in absinthe and honey.
I wish I liked anything as much as I liked smoking cigarettes...
Wish granted, and now you're addicted to cigarettes! Except you smoke them rectally and eventually get emphysema of the lower intestine.i wish i didnt love having objects shoved into my ass untill i bleed
Granted! But now the human race sweats out their fecal matter, and everyone reeks like taco-shits ALL THE TIME...Wish we didn't have to poop.. Seems like waste.
Granted but you found out you have no life.Granted! But now the human race sweats out their fecal matter, and everyone reeks like taco-shits ALL THE TIME...
I wish I knew what happened when I get to 5,000 messages...
Granted but its to painfull to cum so you never have sex agin.It does, but it rolls itself in shit
Wish I could see how my unborn kids turn out before I have sex with her, and cum accordingly
Granted but its to painfull to cum so you never have sex agin.
i wish i knew about sonics Chocolate cherry Dr Pepper sooner
u say my nameWish granted, you got your bourbon got drunk knocked up a gal and named your son Mainliner.
Granted...but the strings are made from genetically altered spider-web from goats milk and playing it makes your fingers dissolve...i wish i had a decent 12 string acoustic guitar
Granted but you never use your talent to its potential because all you're inspired to draw is hairy taint..Granted...but the strings are made from genetically altered spider-web from goats milk and playing it makes your fingers dissolve...
I wish I could draw exceptionally well.
Granted ,,but the first words from your mouth create a giant rift and you never see them againGranted but you never use your talent to its potential because all you're inspired to draw is hairy taint..
I wish I could spend more time with my family.
Granted ,,but the first words from your mouth create a giant rift and you never see them again
I wish I was more PC saavy
Wish granted,,you get 3" sausageWish Granted, but now your penis shrunk 3"
I wish I had something to eat.
Wish granted but you crash it.Wish granted,,you get 3" sausage
I wish the weather was a little better so I could drive my vette