corrupt-a-wish game

superloud

superloud

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Indagrow said:
Wish granted, but you have to invite me.


Wish I didn't have to go to pinworms party
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Wish granted you decide to stay at home and watch a movie and eat some popcorn instead. Your microwave explodes while making popcorn and burned her entire house down. Leaving you to die in excruciating pain.

I wish I had some clones on so I can start growing again
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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superloud said:
Wish granted you decide to stay at home and watch a movie and eat some popcorn instead. Your microwave explodes while making popcorn and burned her entire house down. Leaving you to die in excruciating pain.

I wish I had some clones on so I can start growing again
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Wish granted! ****Puh-puh-puh-pow!**** You now own 10 cuts of the most fiery dank dank. Your phone is constantly blowing up with messages from your best "friends" that "love and a respect you"...they love you so much that they start to stalk you. They never give you a moments rest. They hound you so hard that you are relegated to surfing the innernettes with a proxy and you can no longer be a functioning member of society. Bummer.

I wish I had several thousands of dollars.
 
superloud

superloud

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Pinworm said:
Wish granted! ****Puh-puh-puh-pow!**** You now own 10 cuts of the most fiery dank dank. Your phone is constantly blowing up with messages from your best "friends" that "love and a respect you"...they love you so much that they start to stalk you. They never give you a moments rest. They hound you so hard that you are relegated to surfing the innernettes with a proxy and you can no longer be a functioning member of society. Bummer.

I wish I had several thousands of dollars.
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Wish granted but the way you receive your several thousands of dollars is by a family member dying and leaving it to you and there will. But you are not allowed to touch the money until you are 99.


I wish I had a car that would actually start.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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superloud said:
i wish i didnt love having objects shoved into my ass untill i bleed
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Wish granted, and now you're addicted to cigarettes! Except you smoke them rectally and eventually get emphysema of the lower intestine.

I wish I could have red hair, just for a day. So I could see if I was still able to FEEL...
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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Granted but it's red from the blood of your slain family and friends at your hands.


Wish we didn't have to poop.. Seems like waste.
 
superloud

superloud

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Yessica... said:
Granted! But now the human race sweats out their fecal matter, and everyone reeks like taco-shits ALL THE TIME...

I wish I knew what happened when I get to 5,000 messages...
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Granted but you found out you have no life.

i wish my weed rolled itself
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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It does, but it rolls itself in shit


Wish I could see how my unborn kids turn out before I have sex with her, and cum accordingly
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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superloud said:
Granted but its to painfull to cum so you never have sex agin.

i wish i knew about sonics Chocolate cherry Dr Pepper sooner
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granted but its not kosher and has all the jizz from the 2014 RIU bukkake

i wish i had a decent 12 string acoustic guitar
 
superloud

superloud

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Yessica... said:
Granted...but the strings are made from genetically altered spider-web from goats milk and playing it makes your fingers dissolve...

I wish I could draw exceptionally well.
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Granted but you never use your talent to its potential because all you're inspired to draw is hairy taint..

I wish I could spend more time with my family.
 
HoLE

HoLE

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superloud said:
Granted but you never use your talent to its potential because all you're inspired to draw is hairy taint..

I wish I could spend more time with my family.
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Granted ,,but the first words from your mouth create a giant rift and you never see them again

I wish I was more PC saavy
 
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