To late they already broke it!
Justifying Corporate Salaries in America
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whitebb2727
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Normally at the beginning.
What do I know, my OCD makes me read magazines backwards.
Olive Drab Green
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Sorry, Baby’s got me like..
Olive Drab Green
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She’s not hard to keep up after, she only cries when she’s hungry. She sleeps all day and wakes up for food throughout the night, but the Army prepared me pretty well for sleep deprivation. I try to let my girl sleep as much as possible. I spent the first three days awake with the baby.
Olive Drab Green
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She has pissed on me twice and shat on me once, though.
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UncleBuck
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diapers tend to help that.
Olive Drab Green
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Yeah. I was mid-diaper change. She waits for it, I swear.
UncleBuck
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wiping a baby's ass stimulates the release. keep a diaper under her while you change her/him. make the diaper switch quick. easy peasy
Olive Drab Green
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Good idea.
UncleBuck
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i lay my baby down. grab its heels up to lift the ass off the diaper, wipe, grab the other diaper (already opened up and positioned nearby)and make the switch.Good idea.
if you hear the baby shitting, give it 5 minutes if you can. they tend to group their shits together.
Olive Drab Green
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Yep, that was the other way she got me. I’ll try it that way.
UncleBuck
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practice makes perfect.
whitebb2727
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If you have more, by the time you have them you can help one with homework, brush another ones hair, change the baby, and trying to get a bite to eat.
UncleBuck
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im hoping this one was enough to scare the misses into only wanting one
whitebb2727
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Got to have at least two. One you will spoil.
Olive Drab Green
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I think we’re only having one. Two max, but right now, we’re thinking one.
whitebb2727
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I got four.
UncleBuck
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thoughts and prayers
whitebb2727
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Lol.
