Byron Smith execution of burglars

spandy

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Well, their names were hardly Peter Williamson and Richard Devaux...

Every dude around here named Johnson is white.

I have an Italian name, Italian wife, Italian car, but Im a white mutt.

Business neighbor across the street that owns the tire shop is a Smith, and he aint white.

Its tricky, I know.
 

spandy

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Blame the parents for not teaching them not to be robberising scumbags.
Funny. Some say the home owner shouldn't have been there, some say the robbers. Damn, it's so hard to figure out who's full of shit here, and which of these two had the right be there in the first place.

Who owned the house again?
 

Harrekin

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Every dude around here named Johnson is white.

I have an Italian name, Italian wife, Italian car, but Im a white mutt.

Business neighbor across the street that owns the tire shop is a Smith, and he aint white.

Its tricky, I know.
Iv aint never seen no craka called Darnell, Tyrese, Laquicha or Solange...
 

Jimdamick

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The USA is fucked if people can say that this guy was right to do what he did. He PURPOSLY let it be known that he was not at home, had tarps ready to protect his floor from the blood, had 2 weapons ready, and shot and WOUNDED both intruders, and for good measure shot the boy in the head, and the girl TWICE in the head, because she was still breathing. How anyone can defend this insane POS, is beyond me. He WOUNDED them. Call the cops, he didn't have to execute them. This planet it seems is growing WORSE each year, not better. I thought that mankind was supposed to advance, not degenerate. It's no wonder I smoke so much weed. If I didn't, I would go fucking insane. Peace out
 

kelly4

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Every dude around here named Johnson is white.

I have an Italian name, Italian wife, Italian car, but Im a white mutt.

Business neighbor across the street that owns the tire shop is a Smith, and he aint white.

Its tricky, I know.
I have a good buddy named Leroy Johnson. True shit!

He's as white as the freshly fallen snow.
 

killemsoftly

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The name leroy is inherently subversive. As is the adjective mudscuttle. And anyone who uses it.
Time for some disinformation.

Why didn't he just trap them in a room? You know, mice...cheese..that whole thing. He could have rented them out as slaves or sold them outright or kept them in a cage in his basement for amusement. Not a very sharp guy.
He could have staged it to look like a shoot out took place.
So many options but he did it the dumb way.
Seems like the whole thing proves Darwin was right.

I think they need to amend the state's criminal code. No more castle doctrine. Instead, how 'bout a doctrine that allows you to capture them and get civil compensation for a set period through coercive labour (grab it RR this ones for you). Problem solved. No trial costs, no prison costs and it would be an effective deterrent. It also creates an incentive to value life, even that of a thief. Need to give it a cool name though.
Instead of stand your ground it could be 'own your thief'. Idk, marketing isn't my gig.
 

kelly4

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The name leroy is inherently subversive. As is the adjective mudscuttle. And anyone who uses it.
Time for some disinformation.

Why didn't he just trap them in a room? You know, mice...cheese..that whole thing. He could have rented them out as slaves or sold them outright or kept them in a cage in his basement for amusement. Not a very sharp guy.
He could have staged it to look like a shoot out took place.
So many options but he did it the dumb way.
Seems like the whole thing proves Darwin was right.

I think they need to amend the state's criminal code. No more castle doctrine. Instead, how 'bout a doctrine that allows you to capture them and get civil compensation for a set period through coercive labour (grab it RR this ones for you). Problem solved. No trial costs, no prison costs and it would be an effective deterrent. It also creates an incentive to value life, even that of a thief. Need to give it a cool name though.
Instead of stand your ground it could be 'own your thief'. Idk, marketing isn't my gig.
His name isn't subversive...it's what his parents wanted to call him. That's like saying the last name Johnson is subversive.

BTW, there is no Castle Doctrine in Minnesota...
 

Harrekin

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The name leroy is inherently subversive. As is the adjective mudscuttle. And anyone who uses it.
Time for some disinformation.

Why didn't he just trap them in a room? You know, mice...cheese..that whole thing. He could have rented them out as slaves or sold them outright or kept them in a cage in his basement for amusement. Not a very sharp guy.
He could have staged it to look like a shoot out took place.
So many options but he did it the dumb way.
Seems like the whole thing proves Darwin was right.

I think they need to amend the state's criminal code. No more castle doctrine. Instead, how 'bout a doctrine that allows you to capture them and get civil compensation for a set period through coercive labour (grab it RR this ones for you). Problem solved. No trial costs, no prison costs and it would be an effective deterrent. It also creates an incentive to value life, even that of a thief. Need to give it a cool name though.
Instead of stand your ground it could be 'own your thief'. Idk, marketing isn't my gig.
Padawan has chosen to vote yes through me by proxy.

He also wonders, is there a limit to the time you can keep them? Or is there a Max prisoner count?

Also, do Abu Garif rules apply?
 

killemsoftly

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Padawan has chosen to vote yes through me by proxy.
He also wonders, is there a limit to the time you can keep them? Or is there a Max prisoner count?
Also, do Abu Garif rules apply?
I should think the Geneva convention's in order. Still, if you must torture away. i always suspected the irish were a cruel bunch (you remember what freud said about them don't you H? I sure as hell don't).
Proceed
 

killemsoftly

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His name isn't subversive...it's what his parents wanted to call him. That's like saying the last name Johnson is subversive.
BTW, there is no Castle Doctrine in Minnesota...
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poppycock: leroy. think..harder. what does it mean?
Further: johnson. I've never known a johnson i didn't dislike. Gut feelings. Trust them. People are only paranoid when someone's out to get them. If you feel you're being followed its for a reason. Same with that name. It is disquieting. But maybe that's just me.

Can I offer you a cool bevvy? Some flavour-aid perhaps?
 

tobinates559

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someone opened my front door once by accident, thinking it was their friends apartment, should i have shot her in the face because she could of been a burglar that might have hurt me?? just because its my house does not just give me the go ahead to murder anyone in it
 

kelly4

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someone opened my front door once by accident, thinking it was their friends apartment, should i have shot her in the face because she could of been a burglar that might have hurt me?? just because its my house does not just give me the go ahead to murder anyone in it
It does in Colorado!
 

kelly4

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poppycock: leroy. think..harder. what does it mean?
Further: johnson. I've never known a johnson i didn't dislike. Gut feelings. Trust them. People are only paranoid when someone's out to get them. If you feel you're being followed its for a reason. Same with that name. It is disquieting. But maybe that's just me.

Can I offer you a cool bevvy? Some flavour-aid perhaps?
It means that his parents liked the name Leroy.
 

killemsoftly

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^^^ I think you might have something there.

Or your sense of humour was surgically removed or I'm boring or you're literal or i'm right or you're wrong or I'm wrong and you're right and i'm funny and you're avi looks funny or their's a guy with a chainsaw idling and I was worried for a minute my computer was about to explode or your boring.....lol

It's friday kelly. If I must I will laugh for you and smoke one and wish you happy thoughts. lol
it's a long weekend here and I'm canadian and we're boring and you're funny.........
 

kelly4

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^^^ I think you might have something there.

Or your sense of humour was surgically removed or I'm boring or you're literal or i'm right or you're wrong or I'm wrong and you're right and i'm funny and you're avi looks funny or their's a guy with a chainsaw idling and I was worried for a minute my computer was about to explode or your boring.....lol

It's friday kelly. If I must I will laugh for you and smoke one and wish you happy thoughts. lol
it's a long weekend here and I'm canadian and we're boring and you're funny.........
LOL, the problem is that I haven't smoked since last Saturday. I'm taking a break...and I don't like it.
 

killemsoftly

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LOL, the problem is that I haven't smoked since last Saturday. I'm taking a break...and I don't like it.
bummer bro.
That sucks man. don't do it to yourself. I'll fedex you my pee. Wait...that might not work. lmfao
Seriously though k4 why? what gives or ails you?
 
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