You never know humiliation until a judge says you...AND! Your wife have to go to rehab, parenting classes, and submit to random drug test. Then the wife for some reason gets her classes free but you get billed for yours. Plus court cost. How much does it cost to pay for 7 kids to see a psychologist in case you fucked up their heads. You'll think about it alot while you do community service walking down the side of the highway picking up trash. Did you know theres more than one type of community service? One to help pay court cost and another to help pay probation cost. The court one is real fun. They sent me to work in a church where everybody looked at me like I was a gay thief with AIDS. Go ahead and laugh, you can afford it. Get a good lawyer though, he'll only stretch the case for 6 months to a year. Two weeks at a time! or just go with the court appointed basterd, then your really screwed. Ask me how I know!
I can go on and on! For a fuckin plant!