morgentaler
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Dan Dennett on closeted atheists inside the church.
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CrackerJax
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I think the church is full of them. They go through the motions.
undertheice
Well-Known Member
of course i've read the bible, as well as the texts of many other major religions. from the qur'an and the book of mormon to the tao te ching and the mahabharata, there are bits of wisdom to be found amidst the fantasy, allegory and agenda driven debris in all of them.
jesus is nothing more than a long dead jew or maybe just a gardener in some southern california suburb. the love or the hatred lies in the intent of those involved. though i certainly can't be counted among the faithful, i see no need to piss the kool-aid of atheistic hatred all over the fantasies of the believers. they may be an elitist bunch, but i see the same sort of condescending crap in the fanatical atheist community. it seems a waste of energy to despise fantasy and i would rather try to build on the positive aspects of their delusion than berate them for their ignorance.
CrackerJax
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It's not elitist to be enlightened. It's the next step for man...if he can break free from the myths which bind him.
morgentaler
Well-Known Member
Does it appear to anyone else that Woodstock.Hippie has created another account to get around the ignore list?
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PadawanBater
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The last line in this clip is especially great!
The last line in this clip is especially great!
morgentaler
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CrackerJax
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Katatawnic
Well-Known Member
Well, it would appear that your "my own little world" location is dead on.
I'm an extremely literal person, yet it was easy for me to discern what he meant without the dramatics.
morgentaler
Well-Known Member
Someone finally banned the moron? That's cool 
Even if it didn't work.
Even if it didn't work.
undertheice
Well-Known Member
congratulations!! i've been waiting for years for someone to use that against me and you're the first.
CrackerJax
New Member
Someone finally banned the moron? That's cool
Even if it didn't work.
Wait ... it get's better ~~~
She then comes back as St. Augustine and 34 posts later ... is banned again~~~!
Lawdy.....
exposingchristianity.comI've posted this before, but.....
Jesusaurus Rex
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Jesusaurus rexKingdom Animal Phylum Chordata Class Reptile Order Dinosaur Family Christ Genus Jesusaurus Species Jesusaurus Rex Binomial Name Jesusaurus Rex Christ Primary Armament Teeth and Eucharist Secondary Armament Feet with which to stomp on you Power Supply Holy Trinity HP: ∞ +100000 Mana Points: ∞ +100000 Strength: ∞ Intelligence: {{{intel}}} Weight 10 metric tonnes Length 150-190 meters (that's about as b) Special Attack Conservation Status Run away from it
Jesusaurus rex (jeez-us-soar-us rex) (lat. "King Jesus Lizard"), also known as J. rex and "The Prophet of the Dinosaurs", is one of the final forms of Jesus, and is expected to visit Earth sometime around the year 2021. Not to be confused with Raptor Jesus or Jesusaur, Jesusaurus Rex is a carnivore, and he's out with a vengeance.
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Characteristics
Jesusaurus Rex has all the incredible holy powers of Jesus Christ combined with the pure ownage of a T. Rex. What could be cooler than that? However, Jesus also has an aura of ownage about him, so here's some tips to tell the two apart. Jesusaurus Rex has:
Big Scaly feet to crush the infidels
Divine Smile of a Thousand Pointy Teeth
Is so cool that people often explode by looking at him
Tap Dances
Eats demons instead of banishing them
Enjoy's long strides on the beach, while firing lightning with his eyelashes
Reactions to Jesusaurus rex
Faced with the threat of a giant angry Jesus, former U.S. president George W. Bush has had this to say: "It is with the deepest regret that I inform you, my fellow Pelicans, that a lot of you are pretty damn screwed. That's right all you stem-cell marauders, I'm talking to you. Trying to destroy the foundations of society is going to get you devoured by the Lord... save us Satan!"
Later investigations showed that George W. Bush did not, in fact say the above quotation, and it was actually just from some fat white old guy, also known as Dick Cheney. George W. Bush's actual words were "Jesusarus will never seek a permission slip to eat the American people." When questioned about what he meant to do about the J-Rex, Bush responded with "No act of the Jesusaurus Rex will change our purpose, or weaken our resolve, or alter our fate. God has blessed America, and we will survive his dinosaur."
Some Christians have taken the coming of J-Rex as a sign that they will finally be floating off into heaven in the Rapture, while others of different faiths have had slightly different ideas. Known Scientologist Tom Cruise has been quoted as saying "People don't know the great things Jesusaurus will do, helping the community. It will be positive and wonderful. Hey, that plane reminds me of my awesomely homoerotic movie Top Gun. I made a lot of money off that movie you know. Being rich is really nice, you know, since I get to ride in limos and eat McDonalds all day." Cruise is reported as leaving the Scientology faith because it doesn't allow him to take his Ritalin any longer.
Recent Discovery
A Jesusaurus Rex was recently discovered in a Gainesville, Florida man's backyard. An excavation is currently underway to determine why it arrived far before the initial estimated arrival year of 2021. It has been said that only true believers can view the remains safely, as a number of onlookers have been turned to dust after visiting the excavation site.
Recently, a Jesusaurus Rex was used to make a miraculous breakthrough in redneck science (that's the best kind, by the way). Carl Sagan examined the Jesusaurus Rex's bones and discovered through carbon dating that, shockingly, in his own words, "'Dr. Pepper' is the best soda ever made!" Soon after that incident, he was found raping his own daughter and arrested.
See Also
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Katatawnic
Well-Known Member
Woodstock?Someone finally banned the moron? That's cool
Even if it didn't work.
Happy to oblige.congratulations!! i've been waiting for years for someone to use that against me and you're the first.
CrackerJax
New Member
Katatawnic
Well-Known Member
Guess so! She's been banned before and returned, though. 
She's been banned before and returned, though.
CrackerJax
New Member
I guess I'm old school. If I ever get banned from here.... that's it. You won't ever have to ponder whether I'll return under another name. Not my style. Banned is banned.
Suck it up ... move on.
Old school.
Suck it up ... move on.
Old school.
Johan Liebert
Active Member
Wow man, that sums up my feelings on the matter quite well. I was raised Lutheran, and my girlfriend Southern Baptist. For me it started with weed, which led to an interest in science (going to museums, reading Carl Sagan, etc.) which led me to the knowledge that any of the religions which we currently have in this world are completely and totally impossible at best, and outright lies at worst.
Atheism makes me appreciate every tree or moonlit sky. Weed helps, too. Where religion answers questions with more questions, science gives straightforward answers, whether they are attractive or not. In other words, it talks to you like an adult, not a child.
Atheism makes me appreciate every tree or moonlit sky. Weed helps, too. Where religion answers questions with more questions, science gives straightforward answers, whether they are attractive or not. In other words, it talks to you like an adult, not a child.
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PadawanBater
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Awesome post Johan! Welcome to the forum man.
I feel the same way, it all sparked with the interest of science.
