Apocolypse?

Hepheastus420

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The planet isn't going to end anytime soon. But it's gonna be crazy for the people that are still here and have the end of the world confirmed by NASA (assuming they're still around).

Think about how bad we freak out over the dumbest conspiracies. Now imagine if it wasn't a conspiracy anymore and it was confirmed by NASA that the sun is going into the red giant phase and we're toast. That would be crazy. I hope by that time, us humans would be advanced enough to move onto another planet. LOL... it sounds like a messed up reality show. "Come back next week folks. Lets see if our humans are smart enough to go onto the next step <audience claps> <curtains close>"





Can I put in my conspiracy thousands of years in advance (possibly less)? We will move onto another planet. The rich will be the only ones to go and they will set up spots to suck the natural resources out of the next planet. The poor will be left behind to think and survive alone. The richest people on the next planet will be making more and more currency off the early start of collecting resources. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
 

Geronimo420

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To be protected you only need to sacrifice a virgin ( if you can find one ) to Quetzalcohu&#257;tl to great feathered serpent, bring her to the top of the temple of Quetzalcohu&#257;tl in Tenochtitlan extract the heart, put it in a sacrificial vase, old it in the direction of the sun and say " la xihualhuian Tlazopilli Centeotl ticcehuiz cozauhqui yollotli quizaz xoxouhqui tlahuelli cozauhqui tlahuelli nicquixtiz nictotocaz nitlamacazqui niNahualteuctli niquitiz tlamazcazqui Pahtecatl Yollocuepcatzin " when complete you will be 100% safe next December.
 

Hepheastus420

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To be protected you only need to sacrifice a virgin ( if you can find one ) to Quetzalcohu&#257;tl to great feathered serpent, bring her to the top of the temple of Quetzalcohu&#257;tl in Tenochtitlan extract the heart, put it in a sacrificial vase, old it in the direction of the sun and say " la xihualhuian Tlazopilli Centeotl ticcehuiz cozauhqui yollotli quizaz xoxouhqui tlahuelli cozauhqui tlahuelli nicquixtiz nictotocaz nitlamacazqui niNahualteuctli niquitiz tlamazcazqui Pahtecatl Yollocuepcatzin " when complete you will be 100% safe next December.
Yo urca, I wanna talk to you for a bit.
 

ANC

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ThatGuy113

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an oldie but a goodie.

[video=youtube;nZMwKPmsbWE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE[/video]
 

Finshaggy

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The planet isn't going to end anytime soon. But it's gonna be crazy for the people that are still here and have the end of the world confirmed by NASA (assuming they're still around).

Think about how bad we freak out over the dumbest conspiracies. Now imagine if it wasn't a conspiracy anymore and it was confirmed by NASA that the sun is going into the red giant phase and we're toast. That would be crazy. I hope by that time, us humans would be advanced enough to move onto another planet. LOL... it sounds like a messed up reality show. "Come back next week folks. Lets see if our humans are smart enough to go onto the next step <audience claps> <curtains close>"





Can I put in my conspiracy thousands of years in advance (possibly less)? We will move onto another planet. The rich will be the only ones to go and they will set up spots to suck the natural resources out of the next planet. The poor will be left behind to think and survive alone. The richest people on the next planet will be making more and more currency off the early start of collecting resources. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
:lol:
Earth is NEVER gonna last that long.
:lol:
We already have the means to blow it up ourselves, and we're just the species for the job.
 

Morgan Lynn

Active Member
Some say the end is near, some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit.
 

Finshaggy

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Sorry.

Unless someone blows it up, it's not going anywhere.

It's about to get a lot better though.
 

Hepheastus420

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:lol:
Earth is NEVER gonna last that long.
:lol:
We already have the means to blow it up ourselves, and we're just the species for the job.
Earth will last that long. Even if we dropped the fuck out of nukes, it wouldn't full out destroy earth. It would just kill all life.
 

ted bundy

Active Member
Wat da fack? Are you st00pid?

??? so we aint guna all die in 2012 cuz some kids made some videos on youtube about akopalypse and then jesus and mo da pr0phet camde down followed by moses on da horses and said cmon guise wait were iz santa clause wiv da present cuz god created da universe and da earth iz in da center of da universe yes br0
 

Hepheastus420

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No. I think they've done the math, and America alone can demolish the Earth like 70X.
:lol: No fin, I'm talking full on explosion. Like earth is blown into a bunch of chunks. We don't have the equipment to do that.

If we do, do you mind showing me these crazy ass nukes and the name of them so I can do a little research. That would actually be pretty interesting to check out.
 

Finshaggy

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:lol: No fin, I'm talking full on explosion. Like earth is blown into a bunch of chunks. We don't have the equipment to do that.

If we do, do you mind showing me these crazy ass nukes and the name of them so I can do a little research. That would actually be pretty interesting to check out.
Atomic explosions are like little suns, it is the hypothesized reason for the suns constant heat. We do have the equipment.
If you believe a red giant could destroy it, then so could atom bombs :dunce:
I think Hiroshima is an example.
 
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