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Two gorillas were at a Kane concert the mother gorilla said to the younger gorilla if I threw you on to the stage do you think they would shoot Kane ?

Pay your bill on time and you'll be fine ! And scrub your exhaust. I learned the second statement the hard way !

Maryjane had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow everywhere that Maryjane went the lamb was sure to go !

There's a difference between friends and acquaintances. To read what you've written it seems you're confused as to which category these people are in. This trip might help you alleviate the confusion. Good friends are hard to come by but there should be no hesitancy or confusion as to who...

The confederate flag is a symbol and it is my opinion that the only power it has is from the person that displays it. I'm from the south born & raised. There are people in my area that display the confederate flag . Did their family own slaves or did they lose family members in the civil war or...

They also said insurance rates would decline when the seatbelt rule was enacted and when airbags were put in vehicles. Less money for anything isn't the American way. They know that just like new phones many people will run out and purchase one just to be the first schmuck in their neighborhood...

I grew up with parents that were raised on farms that were greatly impacted by the great depression. Even though both my parents worked we always had a large garden and we always had a few pigs , chickens and cows for milk and beef. We always had canned veggies and salt cured pork and both of...

I just saw a story that the atmospheric pressure around Pluto has increased by 300%. Which is by far the most of any body in our solar system. Scientists believe that as our solar system is traveling thru the galaxy at more than 72,000 KPH Pluto has moved into an area of high energy causing...

I go thru phases with my facial hair. Right now I have a beard I've been growing for 3 months I'm shooting for a year. I very seldom go without some type of facial hair. I've been mustachioed since the 70's.

I don't know what part of the world you reside but if I saw an elephant killerwhale wolf it would surely ruin my buzz !

I used smokeless tobacco for several decades and like bushleaguer I would spit in bottles and put the top back on and lie it in the passenger seat. And on numerous occasions while delivering papers would reach for my Drink thinking I was about to get a nice cold gulp of whatever sugary soda was...

Three fingers is the word wide equivalent to a derringer !

I live in a rural area. Without the volunteer firemen our homeowners insurance would be considerably more expensive. And there is also a retirement for volunteers in our state. I don't believe they're compensated hourly. Most of the volunteers in our area go on to be city or county firefighters...

Mine will read I told you it wasn't heartburn !

Find you one of those Pentecostal Holiness church's. You know the ones where they speak in tounges and roll around on the floor shaking . If you find it difficult to locate one of those church's see if you can locate one that handles snakes. They're both prevalent in my state ! Good luck in your...

Before I started growing inside I grew for decades outside. When I first started I would find these remote locations that were a pain in the ass to get to.......but it provided me the isolation I was looking for. As I got a little older I started growing on my own property . I used the...

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do ! I planted in a wooded area years ago only to have a big dead limb That I hadn't noticed before I chose the spot fell from a storm and crushed most of my plants.....Take notice of what's above the spot you choose. Good luck !

I've never been in a situation as a child or as an adult when I've gone hungry because there was no food in the house. Both my parents worked to provide for their 3 kids as my wife and I do so we could provide for our 2 kids. I've always thought that if a person can't provide for themselves why...

As I've gotten older the appearance in my rear view mirror of the law doesn't affect me . I'll let my attorney be paranoid . I don't have time for it. Believe me when I say....if they want you bad enough they'll find some reason to fuck with you and paranoid behavior is their invitation to pull...

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