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I think Blood is a bit too crusty for these young'uns, shit, doesn't even have colour.

It was Thirsty Thursday, you know what went down. Gay shit.

Ah, one of my favourite movies, if the info doesn't lie. Makes me feel good about being an alcoholic. "Anybody can get a job, it takes a man to make it without working." "I hate people. You hate them?" "No, but I seem to feel better when they're not around." That Bukowski cat, a great writer.

Love Barney McKenna there. A fuckingshdhin pint of plainsh sha fuckk whatsh the fuck goddssmmn urgh a shit a whathssthe fuck going on.

Think I go for that one everytime.

Love ya my brotha.

I fucked up the first one. But I'm a drunk bastard.

Heres a shitty one. And that just makes me think of black flag. You magnificent bastard.

Did i hit the bottle again? It was only like fifteen beers, please. Be real.

According to an article in a trash magazine I just read, the queen drinks everyday, and usually has three by the end of luncheon. I have never felt so royal. I top her numbers by quite a fair margin too, perhaps I should be in line to be king. In the end, at least I might just live 90+ years...

Racer? I've been bumming around RIU with that clown since '08. Gentleman and a scholar. Punk rocking son of a bitch. Yeah, he's a decent fellow. I mean magnificent bastard.

Andy is the fookin greatest. Fucking o'donoghues. How about that cunt. I could listen to that salty bastard all day. Fucking made me go out and buy an octave mandolin cause i couldnt find a fucking bouzouki.

I prefer this dirty bastard though. Took a few tries

I can trade celtic music all day. How about this greasy fellow.

I know who you are. You most magnificent of bastards. Hear my friend Stan.

I once had a wild snake crawl across my feet. I was at my parents farm, and I have not seen a wild snake before or since, trouser snakes aside. Well I happened to be holding a gun, and after shitting my shorts emptied an entire clip of 7.62x39mm into said snake. There wasn't much left...

Why is it so goddamn hard to post a fucking gif on this cocksucker of a site. I'm too drunk for this horsecock.

I accomplished nothing. A great accomplishment in itself. I didn't puke on my shoes. Just yet. There is time however. I miss all you magnificent bastards.