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Happy birthday my brotha. May your drink never run dry.. A bit late, but I digress. Have some clapton guitar on me. With a bit of Stevie Winwood.

I apologize, I'm wasted again.

Keep the party going on a saturday or what?

Yeah, I like the boss. BLow me.

That's what I want to see

Better give me a spot to expungiate meself before i exploder

As to how I've been, well. You're going to have to get back to me on that. I'm not sure just yet.

So I was half in the bag today and I was like fuck I haven't heard from my riu bros for years what are all my rollitup bros doing so I had to check er out. Now excuse me I'm going to vomit into my shoe. I love you all

Went out fishing today (after visiting me dear old mam of course). Was just bringing them in. Three of these little bastards. Not the greatest reputation, but they should smoke up fine.

I guess the gut hairs have gone out of style. I've never actually played classic in my time. It's a hell of a deal, these dirty bastard strings though, I tell you. I get about a half a year on a set anymore from laziness. And the pegs were a great invention.

I tell you, I've played a lot of strings, and Elixirs only do the job on the guitar. D'addario as decent substitute at times. But I don't think it really gets going till you get a few plays in them. I always leave the long cunt hairs on there a while, because I think they stretch a bit in the...

This goes out to you @srh88

I just finished Women by Chuck Bukowski. It was a gooder. I love those drunk pieces of shit. Remind me of myself. Makes me want to release my garbage writings to the world for a slight chance at hipster fame. I've moved on to Notes from the Underground by Dostoyevsky. Keeping up that...

The same thing I do every night pinky. Going to get a bit lit. Bit shitterred.

Yes. But the password changed on me.

Well, I need some alone time now.

Do they check for dicks yet in the UFC? Clit dicks?

I gotta wonder about a a dirty old man with a foot long beard who watches you beat off in the small hours and decides whether to give you presents on it. Santa and jeebus.