Merry St. Patricks Eve

One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husbands best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.

"Hello Paddy, but where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory"

Paddy shook his head. "Ah Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness stout and drowned"

Mrs McMillen starts crying. "Oh don't tell me that, did he at least go quickly?"

Paddy shakes his head. "Not really - he got out 3 times to piss..."

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Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.

"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"

"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"

Goddam classic right there!
Happy St paddy day all.! Snuck into the ornery micks kitchen earlier and hacked a piece of corned beef off the slab. Twas not as tender as it would be right about now but I didn't have to deal with the ornery mick!
(I apologize for using the word mick but, I'm a mick so I think it's okay?)
Have fun all and be safe!
WE

Happy birthday y'all!



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@Indacouch any leprechaun trap stories this year?

cannabineer said:

@Indacouch any leprechaun trap stories this year?

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Damn that year flew bye....


Rumor has it a leprechaun is going to sprinkle green candy all over the house for the boys to find...... I'm so sick of covering for Santa and the Easter Bunny and leprechauns etc etc. This opiate epidemic doesn't discriminate.







Wait..........does that make me a leprechaun??? I sprinkle green candy to people year round to bring joy......hhhhhhmmmmmmm


Good night everyone.....


HAPPY St PAT DAY

Corned beef, Cabbage, carrots & potatoes at the ready.
I love that s#it.

Happy Birthday Leprechauns

The same thing I do every night pinky. Going to get a bit lit. Bit shitterred.