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Why do you never work for me you bastard gifs

Begs the question...

My great aunt had a monkey. Called it chim-chim or some shit. Little bastard. Look at that little fucker though. Tougher than I am. Just need to add picking pockets to kung fu and dart smoking.

Ah, I could watch this over and over again. I don't know why. It should not be particularly funny. Maybe the drugs and alcohol have fried my brain.

I had to get up early today for a doctors appointment in the next town over. Communist health care has me shopping around to try and cut down the wait times down a few months. I couldn't sleep in time so I just got shitfaced wasted. It also cured all my ills so I don't need to go to the doctor...

Jeebus

Here's me and my edc:

Are we moving to joke songs? I got a couple crackers. Mah niggas from Glace Bay.

I'm been jamming to this one a lot recently. Now that there is a great band. Hard shit. Makes me want to go smack a fucker. Might just improve my bench. Funny though, the band were a bunch of bespectacled twerpy little shits. Steve Albini, you know, produced all those good albums. I'm not...

I can't be bothered to look, so: Q: What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A: Pimples don't come on your face until after puberty.

So many birthdays lately, don't know how I'll ever get sober

Doing a reread of The Count of Monte Cristo. For a 1250 page book, she rips. I can imagine waited with bated breath back in the 1840s or whatever the fuck for the next serial while coughing my lungs out with TB and dying at the ripe old age of 24. Though I probably would have been illiterate.

Fin actually is the prophet? Mafucka must be a rich man now. I guess with the twentieth of a bitcoin he could afford at the time, he might have a couple hundo in the bank.

Okay

Is it somebody's birthday again? Glug glug

All I got is a comatose srh. I don't need this blood on my hands

No more shines billy