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Okay, enough of that yapping and shit. look at me

Ah, takes me back to bouncing titty gif gate back in the day. Can't remember if it was them same knockers that caused the controversy. Damn, I've been on this site too long/too many hours.

Hows about that eh

Ah, I love the coin game. Degrading to both parties, a win all around.

Brewed up a batch of mead. Remembered afterwards I don't even like honey. The carboy's contents look and smell like ass. Probably get a good buzz on though, the important part. Went with Joe's Ancient recipe, the standard for a first go round. Had to go all over town looking for the one...

You know, now that I read that back, I contradicted myself. My good hand was fretting from the start. Well, something was fucked there, might've been that $50 guitar with the real shitty strings.

I also did the ole Joe Strummer thing. Probably set me back personally. Not that it's noticeable at all now. I could not co-ordinate my fretting hand at all for the first many months. Well, probably good for fretting abilities in the end. Can sure stretch the cunt. Can't manage to fingerstyle...

This warms my heart. I was going to kill myself today, but I'll hold off for a moment or two.

Here ye go. Heeler and collie. Banished to the bad dog spot where yappy bastards go. Upset at not being able to chase passing cars. Yes, I am sitting in the passenger seat, it is not on the controls.

But also, the guitar. For in excess of a decade. I got interested in playing the guitar by listening to guitar based music and enjoying campfire hoedowns. It's easy enough to find the tools to learn an instrument these days with the internet and all, if you don't want to break the bank for...

A mean skin flute

He was just too gangsta.

Shoveled the driveway... What day is it again?

Did ye get the trophy for that?

We've gone past the limits of my google translate abilities. I've only got the names of foodstuffs left.

Muy bien. Grassyass. Cabron.

Managed to get through Mother's Day brunch without a single fistfight.

You caught me. I admit it. It was me all along!